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Blackmail photos of him in compromising positions with supermodels. If I don't get that sports car for Christmas, they get e-mailed to Mrs. Claus.
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Lisa Brown (lisasuniquevoice) 4 years ago
Are you always this funny so early in the morning? I love your answer.
Keith Abt (FatFreddysCat) 4 years ago
Only when I'm properly caffeinated.
Well, you have to be nice all year of course! And it never hurts to let him know what you actually want.
That's easy, I buy it and give it to myself.
My family always tells each person something different and only one thing, so we know that no gift will be given twice and we get everything we want. There are very few surprises at Christmas time.
I save for it and buy it myself. My husband does the same. We are at the age when we know what we want and don't want to spend money on something our loved one won't enjoy or use.
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