Not a parody, but a joke, allegedly based on a classroom experience. A primary teacher had asked her class to draw the nativity scene. Whilst supervising their work, she noticed that one child had inserted an extra character, a very large man who belonged neither to the Holy Family, the shepherd group nor the wise men. When asked to identify the stranger, the child replied, "It's round John Virgin, Miss!"
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