Laughing out loud! I fell asleep on the bus on my way home. I woke up because an elderly lady bounced against me. Her excuse was that her back was hurting, so she was trying to get comfortable. I believed her because she was elderly, and her excuse sounds rational. She began talking to me, and gave me some sage advice about life. She got off the bus before I did. As I got to my stop and got off the bus, I checked my pocket... Well, it turned out that the old lady with the sage advise actually robbed me!