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Cousin Eddie Costumes & Décor

Updated on September 24, 2015

Nothing but the best!

Cousin Eddie has been an icon for over 25 years now. He continues to be a leader in the field of fashion. I have compiled this page with tons of great clothing inspired by Cousin Eddie. You'll find his highly recognized trooper hat, white bathrobe, black dickey, and even his patent leather shoes that made famous in the first Vacation Movie. Browse this page and become Cousin Eddie.

"Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an a$$hole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer..."
"Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an a$$hole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer..."

"Sh!tter's Full" Bathrobe & Hat

Here's what you need:

1. White Bathrobe
2. Trooper Bomber Hat
3. White Leather Belt
Optional Fake Cigar & Beer

Cousin Eddie never looked any finer emptying his chemical toilet into the sewer than with this stylish white bathrobe, bomber hat, cigar, and of course a tasty morning beer! Whether you wear anything under the robe is your choice! This costume is guaranteed to be the hit of any Halloween, Christmas, or 80's party you attend wearing this outfit!

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?" | Source

Egg Nog Sippin' Outfit

Here's what you need:
1. Black Dickey
2. White V-Neck Sweater
3. Green Pants
Optional Marty Moose Mugs

The unique Cousin Eddie outfit is perfect for sippin' delicious eggnog out of your Marty Moose Mugs around a cozy fire with those you cherish most. Be the swankiest dressed person in the room in your black dickey, white v-neck sweater, and green pants. All way too tight, of course! But, don't you go falling in love with it now, because, we're taking it with us when we leave here next month...

"Oh Eddie, you shouldn't have, you really shouldn't have..."
"Oh Eddie, you shouldn't have, you really shouldn't have..."

Cousin Eddie's White Shoes

Stacy Adams and men who know style have been a perfect fit for over 100 years. Founded in 1875 in Brockton, Massachusetts by William H. Stacy and Henry L. Adams, the Stacy Adams Shoe Company has long been a part of American Culture. From the roaring 20's and the post war boom, to Prohibition and the jazz era, Stacy Adams has been there. Stacy Adams is more than shoes. From head to toe they cover your style.

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"Well, something had to come through the window! Something had to break the stereo!"
"Well, something had to come through the window! Something had to break the stereo!"

Todd and Margo Costumes

Here's what you need:
1. Silver PVC Sauna Suit
2. Evian Spring Water Bottle

Todd and Margo are the ultra yuppies you would never want to have next door! But don't worry, sweet karma pays them back for their superior attitude at every turn. Still want to dress up as them? Of course, you do! Their outfit is basically a metallic suana suit with the option uber uppity bottle of Evian Spring Water. You'll be asking yourself in no time... "Why is the carpet wet, Todd?"

Christmas Vacation Tree Ornaments

Cousin Eddie RV Ornament
Sorry Folks! Marty Moose Ornament
Clark's Christmas Miracle Ornament
Bright Griswold Home Ornament
Squirrel! Clark Griswold Ornament

In 2009, Hallmark launched their own line of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Keepsake Ornaments. They started of with a replica of Cousin Eddie's landmark RV. It sold out almost immediately! Every year since they have released a new Christmas tree ornament in the series from the Wagon Queen Family Truckster, the well-lit Griswold home, Moose Mug, and more...

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Christmas Vacation Quotes

Clark: It's a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.
Eddie: Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year.


Eddie: If only I had that money Catherine and I gave to that TV preacher who was screwin' that hockey player.
Clark: What about the kids?
Eddie: His kids can fend for themselves.


Eddie: Your company kill all them people in India not too long ago?
Clark: No, we missed out on that one.


Clark: No, Eddie. It was my fault. I lost my temper when I got my bonus and I guess I said a few thing I shouldn't have.
Mr. Frank Shirley: Bonus? How did you get a bonus? I cut out bonuses this year.
Clark: Yeah. Thanks for telling us. I was expecting a check. Instead I got enrolled in a jelly club. 17 years with the company. I've gotten a Christmas bonus every year but this one. You don't want to give bonuses, fine. But when people count on them as their salary, well what you did just plain...
Rusty Griswold: Sucks.
Clark: Thank you, Russ. My cousin-in-law, whose heart is bigger than his brain...
Eddie: Appreciate that, Clark.
Clark: Is innocent. I'll be more than happy to take the rap on this, on behalf of myself and every other employee you rear-ended this Christmas.


Mr. Frank Shirley: You're fired! And where's the phone? I'm calling the police!
Eddie: Now, just hold your wad there, fella. Clark had nothin' to do with this. This here, was my idea.
Mr. Frank Shirley: All right, he's still fired. And, you, are going to jail!


Clark: Catherine, if this turkey tastes half as good as it looks, we're all in for a real treat!
Eddie: Save the neck for me, Clark.
Clark: Okay Eddie...


Clark: Edward, what's wrong with the dog?
Eddie: Oh, he's just yakkin' on a bone.
Eddie: He's got it up!
Clark: Maybe if you wouldn't feed him from the table?
Eddie: No. No, he's probably just been nosing through the trash.


Eddie: Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark: You really think it matters, Eddie?

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      ideadesigns 6 years ago

      This is awesome. I don't wish he was my cousin though. He and Chevy together make the movies hilarious. Thanks for sharing a funny costume lens!

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      DanielleLynn 6 years ago

      LOL "nothing but the best Clark" I almost fell out of my chair

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      charder 6 years ago

      Lol this is an awesome lens! Long live Cousin Eddie. Check out my lenses for more costume ideas!

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      missbat 6 years ago

      I love the idea of someone dressing as cousin Eddie for Halloween! Hysterical idea for a costume!

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      NicoleJoy 6 years ago

      Oh my gosh, what a great costume idea! Love it!

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      He is one of my favorite characters, great lens, 5*

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      ideadesigns 6 years ago

      We just watched NLCV on TVland and it was edited for family, which was great because I could watch it with the kids finally! FUNNY Movie. Love the Eddie Cap and sweater/dickey combo. :)

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      You make LOL for this your great funny lense about Cousin Eddie :) The costumes about Cousin Eddie is so cool &cold at the same time. Give you 5 LOL stars from me ;)

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      This was a great idea for a lens, its doing just great. Cousin Eddie is so funny!

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      Treasures By Brenda 6 years ago from Canada

      I was unfamiliar with Cousin Eddie...but what a great costume page!

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Oh happy day!! I've wanted to dress up like Uncle Eddie for over a year but could never find all the pieces of the outfit I wanted. Until now. Thank you so much for this lens!!

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      AllPurposePapoon 6 years ago

      Yes, the last time I went to Vegas, I played war. I couldn't believe it. I made sure not to use the bathroom in that place though after eatin' some of the yella. If you've read the news lately about Randy Quaid, I think he has turned into a real life Eddie. Added a like to this lense.

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      joanv334 6 years ago

      Love the lens, still laughing!

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      Samantha Devereux 5 years ago from Columbia Mo

      Haha! Classic!

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      bechand 5 years ago

      that is wicked funny ! great costume !

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      Joan Haines 5 years ago

      Just don't get overheated in that sauna suit! (Seriously. Maybe cut a few vents in it.)

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      hlkljgk 5 years ago from Western Mass

      that's a funny idea f or a costume

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      CofCJenny LM 5 years ago

      Classic character that I don't think will ever go out of style for dressing as for Halloween

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      JoyfulReviewer 5 years ago

      Thanks for the fun costume lens!

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