Cousin Eddie Costumes & Décor
Nothing but the best!
Cousin Eddie has been an icon for over 25 years now. He continues to be a leader in the field of fashion. I have compiled this page with tons of great clothing inspired by Cousin Eddie. You'll find his highly recognized trooper hat, white bathrobe, black dickey, and even his patent leather shoes that made famous in the first Vacation Movie. Browse this page and become Cousin Eddie.
"Sh!tter's Full" Bathrobe & Hat
Here's what you need:
Cousin Eddie never looked any finer emptying his chemical toilet into the sewer than with this stylish white bathrobe, bomber hat, cigar, and of course a tasty morning beer! Whether you wear anything under the robe is your choice! This costume is guaranteed to be the hit of any Halloween, Christmas, or 80's party you attend wearing this outfit!
Egg Nog Sippin' Outfit
Here's what you need:
1. Black Dickey
2. White V-Neck Sweater
3. Green Pants
Optional Marty Moose Mugs
The unique Cousin Eddie outfit is perfect for sippin' delicious eggnog out of your Marty Moose Mugs around a cozy fire with those you cherish most. Be the swankiest dressed person in the room in your black dickey, white v-neck sweater, and green pants. All way too tight, of course! But, don't you go falling in love with it now, because, we're taking it with us when we leave here next month...
Cousin Eddie's White Shoes
Stacy Adams and men who know style have been a perfect fit for over 100 years. Founded in 1875 in Brockton, Massachusetts by William H. Stacy and Henry L. Adams, the Stacy Adams Shoe Company has long been a part of American Culture. From the roaring 20's and the post war boom, to Prohibition and the jazz era, Stacy Adams has been there. Stacy Adams is more than shoes. From head to toe they cover your style.
Todd and Margo Costumes
Here's what you need:
1. Silver PVC Sauna Suit
2. Evian Spring Water Bottle
Todd and Margo are the ultra yuppies you would never want to have next door! But don't worry, sweet karma pays them back for their superior attitude at every turn. Still want to dress up as them? Of course, you do! Their outfit is basically a metallic suana suit with the option uber uppity bottle of Evian Spring Water. You'll be asking yourself in no time... "Why is the carpet wet, Todd?"
Christmas Vacation Tree Ornaments
In 2009, Hallmark launched their own line of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Keepsake Ornaments. They started of with a replica of Cousin Eddie's landmark RV. It sold out almost immediately! Every year since they have released a new Christmas tree ornament in the series from the Wagon Queen Family Truckster, the well-lit Griswold home, Moose Mug, and more...
Cousin Eddie Tribute
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Christmas Vacation Quotes
Clark: It's a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.
Eddie: Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year.
Eddie: If only I had that money Catherine and I gave to that TV preacher who was screwin' that hockey player.
Clark: What about the kids?
Eddie: His kids can fend for themselves.
Eddie: Your company kill all them people in India not too long ago?
Clark: No, we missed out on that one.
Clark: No, Eddie. It was my fault. I lost my temper when I got my bonus and I guess I said a few thing I shouldn't have.
Mr. Frank Shirley: Bonus? How did you get a bonus? I cut out bonuses this year.
Clark: Yeah. Thanks for telling us. I was expecting a check. Instead I got enrolled in a jelly club. 17 years with the company. I've gotten a Christmas bonus every year but this one. You don't want to give bonuses, fine. But when people count on them as their salary, well what you did just plain...
Rusty Griswold: Sucks.
Clark: Thank you, Russ. My cousin-in-law, whose heart is bigger than his brain...
Eddie: Appreciate that, Clark.
Clark: Is innocent. I'll be more than happy to take the rap on this, on behalf of myself and every other employee you rear-ended this Christmas.
Mr. Frank Shirley: You're fired! And where's the phone? I'm calling the police!
Eddie: Now, just hold your wad there, fella. Clark had nothin' to do with this. This here, was my idea.
Mr. Frank Shirley: All right, he's still fired. And, you, are going to jail!
Clark: Catherine, if this turkey tastes half as good as it looks, we're all in for a real treat!
Eddie: Save the neck for me, Clark.
Clark: Okay Eddie...
Clark: Edward, what's wrong with the dog?
Eddie: Oh, he's just yakkin' on a bone.
Eddie: He's got it up!
Clark: Maybe if you wouldn't feed him from the table?
Eddie: No. No, he's probably just been nosing through the trash.
Eddie: Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark: You really think it matters, Eddie?