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funny christmas sayings

Updated on June 15, 2011

christmas funny sayings

Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and

express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish.  Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to

be himself.  ~Francis C. Farley

   The essence of living is discovering. Indeed, it is the joy of discovering that makes life worth the effort.
  ~Author : funny christmas sayings

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.  ~W.T. Ellis

   The soul is created in a place between Time and Eternity with its highest powers it touches Eternity, with its lower Time.
  ~Author : Johannes Meister Eckhart Great funny Sayings

For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas.  Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer,

home.  ~W.J. Ronald Tucker

   I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely

preferable to that of a mere adult.
  ~Author : Fran Lebowitz Meaningful funny Sayings

Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve.  Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age.  ~Carrie Latet

   The true purpose of education is to cherish and unfold the seed of immortality already sown within us to develop, to their fullest extent, the

capacities of every kind with which the God who made us has endowed us.
  ~Author : Anna James Witty christmas quotes

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it.  Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and

their kids pay for it.  ~Richard Lamm

   Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the next pitch clean over the fence. But I think it was just a

lucky swing.
  ~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Inspirational christmas Sayings

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!  ~Hamilton Wright Mabie


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      kassy 5 years ago

      you all are scrooges ;) these are christmas quotes, get over it.

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      Mackenzie 5 years ago


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      jack sprat 5 years ago

      boring and pointless

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      fuckyouall 5 years ago

      i never been on such a bullshit boring ...go to hell LOSER

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      POINTLESS 6 years ago


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      sam 6 years ago

      Christmas is one of the times we express ourselves. we are very poor because we llok for the cheapest gift. thats why i got you a check; so you can pay me back..

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      stupid 6 years ago

      those are NOT Funny Sayings for christmas