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Over 100 Funny Things to Write on a Birthday Cake

Updated on July 3, 2018
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Barbara has spent over forty years writing poems, lyrics, and sayings for cards, and interpreting the meanings and messages in song.

Funny Things You Can Write on a Birthday Cake
Funny Things You Can Write on a Birthday Cake | Source

When a Plain Cake Just Won't Cut It!

Happy birthday doesn't have to be the only message you deliver on a cake. You can say just about anything you want to say.

Just like my personally written sayings for cards, this collection of sayings are directly off the top of my head.

Feel free to use the sayings as is, or modify them anyway you want for the top of your cake. Make them laugh out loud, or just make them roll their eyes and smirk.

Have fun finding the saying to fit your special loved one.

1. Another year older. Fake news.

2. Let them eat cake. You get presents.

3. Find the Grasshopper in the cake.

4. You're always in a rush. Now you're older. See what you did.

5. Hold on tight. Time is speeding up.

6. Let them eat cake.

7. You're a big deal. Hence, the cake.

8. Think of this cake as money, then eat like you spend.

9. We celebrate your aging with this cake.

10. Cats or Dogs? The eternal question.

11. Guess the secret ingredient?

12. Eat the whole cake and you win the prize.

13. I already made the wish.

14. I got a permit. We can light the candles now.

15. #olderthandirt

16. Aging bones and balding heads, birthday cake was invented as a distraction.

17. Come to the dark side.

18. Aging is easy.

19. Cheer-up, you're another day older every single day.

20. You're wiser. Yah, stick with that.

21. We decided to skip the candles. Fire hazard.

22. We hereby acknowledge you are older.

23. Eat the cake and you'll feel much better about getting old. Trust us.

24. This cake says how much we love you.

25. Your present is the cake. Enjoy.

26. Time heals all wounds - Your wounds must be completely healed now.

27. We reported this cake to the diet police.

28. There's a nail file in the cake so you can break out of hell!

29. Birthdays are for babies. That's why we're celebrating yours.

30. Forgive us, we're just happy you're still here!

Another year older? Fake news. Words to put on a cake.
Another year older? Fake news. Words to put on a cake. | Source

31. At least you're not 100 (yet)

32. Run, before your age catches up to you!

33. Happy big day to a super big baby

34. The cake is magic, eat one bite and get ready for your best year of your life

35. We bought a cake because birthdays suck without one

36. You're not old

37. Keep smiling, it gets worse

38. Just when you think it's over, you become a butterfly

39. Get your head out of there

40. Surprise, it's a cake!

41. Boom. Another year.

42. You still have a hot bootie

43. You haven't lost it yet

44. Fired up

45. We're gonna light it up, back up

46. Older does mean better

47. You've reached your peek

48. You're a big bag of trouble

49. The road to hell is paved with your tires

50. I'm wrapped up and ready

51. We're celebrating your antics

Add an extra level of humor to a birthday cake by putting a hashtag word on it. Here's a suggestion #OlderThanDirt
Add an extra level of humor to a birthday cake by putting a hashtag word on it. Here's a suggestion #OlderThanDirt | Source

52. More Candles More Life

53. Three guesses what our gift is

54. About that wish?

55. The fix is in, you're gonna live forever

56. Let this cake keep you warm, 200 candles will do that

57. We booked you in for an Exorcism

58. We called the devil, he doesn't want you, so best to live forever

59. Secure your teeth before you blow

60. When life hands you lemons, eat cake

61. This party is gonna go til the hot milk runs out

62. Anti-aging cake, eat this and you'll be Benjamin Button

63. It's beer cake

64. When you were little a cake is all you wanted, now it's all you're getting!

65. Wishes do come true, you get me

66. In a world of crazy, you fit in just fine

67. This cake will self destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, too late

68. Why you ask? Because you're older than dirt.

69. Kiss your old age goodbye

70. You're hot, too many candles will do that

71. Crying will not make you younger, laughing will!

72. Maybe he's no Romeo

73. Let's hear it for the boy!!

A fun saying you can put on a birthday cake. Boom. Another Birthday.
A fun saying you can put on a birthday cake. Boom. Another Birthday. | Source

74. It's showtime!

75. The road is long, but it's one hell of a road

76. You got all my money and this cake

77. The story of your life is summed up with this cheesy cake

78. You're a big bag of double trouble

79. My dreams are your dreams, we're both boring!

80. Home is where the cake is

81. I have a secret to tell you, it's inside the cake, start eating!

82. This is where it gets interesting

83. You've done everything, except eat this cake

84. You're sliding through life, you're a slippery little sucker!

85. Catch me if you can

86. Make a wish, wish for more wishes and keep wishing

87. You're special. Yah go with that and blow

88. Wishes or Cash? Please choose wishes

89. A message on a cake is so over rated

90. You are going places, please take me with you!

91. From now until the end of time, you'll get a cake

92. You're a freaking star, hoarder of the talent

93. We all want to be you, so treat our body nicely!

94. There's life after life but right now there's just this cake

95. You're a pain in the behind but you still deserve a cake

96. We've cleaned the entire house for your birthday, hard labor was my gift

97. You're going places, but eat first

98. Mad at your age? Kick your own *ss

99. Birthdays show up every year, the one thing that's reliable!

Sayings to write on a birthday cake: The fix is in, you're gonna live forever
Sayings to write on a birthday cake: The fix is in, you're gonna live forever | Source

100. Just accept the fact, you're awesome

101. We're all aging, that's the good news

102. Don't count the candles, we don't have time

103. 18 going on 245

104. The world isn't ready for you!

105. It's your life, your moment, we're all in panic mode!

106. Don't tell me you're older? You look 5?

107. Take your time, that's all that's left!

108. You cannot be another year older! You're making me look bad

109. We almost didn't put icing on your cake, cause you're too damn sweet already

110. Here's to another trip around the sun, go easy on this universe would you?

111. Perfect. That's you. In awe, that's us. Can we switch that once in a while.

© 2018 Barbara Tremblay Cipak

Have you ever had something funny written on a cake for someone?

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    • Peggy W profile image

      Peggy Woods 

      12 months ago from Houston, Texas

      With all of the serious news that is out there these days it was fun to read your post regarding funny things to put on a cake. Still smiling!

    • Margaret Schindel profile image

      Margaret Schindel 

      12 months ago from Massachusetts

      Barbara, you always know just the right thing to say - even on a birthday cake! Thanks for some awesome ideas.

    • aesta1 profile image

      Mary Norton 

      12 months ago from Ontario, Canada

      There are some here we could use next time we have a cake for birthday party. They will certainly make people laugh.

    • PegCole17 profile image

      Peg Cole 

      12 months ago from Northeast of Dallas, Texas

      These are funny. I like number 80.


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