Over 100 Funny Things to Write on a Birthday Cake
When a Plain Cake Just Won't Cut It!
Happy birthday doesn't have to be the only message you deliver on a cake. You can say just about anything you want to say.
Just like my personally written sayings for cards, this collection of sayings are directly off the top of my head.
Feel free to use the sayings as is, or modify them anyway you want for the top of your cake. Make them laugh out loud, or just make them roll their eyes and smirk.
Have fun finding the saying to fit your special loved one.
1. Another year older. Fake news.
2. Let them eat cake. You get presents.
3. Find the Grasshopper in the cake.
4. You're always in a rush. Now you're older. See what you did.
5. Hold on tight. Time is speeding up.
6. Let them eat cake.
7. You're a big deal. Hence, the cake.
8. Think of this cake as money, then eat like you spend.
9. We celebrate your aging with this cake.
10. Cats or Dogs? The eternal question.
11. Guess the secret ingredient?
12. Eat the whole cake and you win the prize.
13. I already made the wish.
14. I got a permit. We can light the candles now.
16. Aging bones and balding heads, birthday cake was invented as a distraction.
17. Come to the dark side.
18. Aging is easy.
19. Cheer-up, you're another day older every single day.
20. You're wiser. Yah, stick with that.
21. We decided to skip the candles. Fire hazard.
22. We hereby acknowledge you are older.
23. Eat the cake and you'll feel much better about getting old. Trust us.
24. This cake says how much we love you.
25. Your present is the cake. Enjoy.
26. Time heals all wounds - Your wounds must be completely healed now.
27. We reported this cake to the diet police.
28. There's a nail file in the cake so you can break out of hell!
29. Birthdays are for babies. That's why we're celebrating yours.
30. Forgive us, we're just happy you're still here!
31. At least you're not 100 (yet)
32. Run, before your age catches up to you!
33. Happy big day to a super big baby
34. The cake is magic, eat one bite and get ready for your best year of your life
35. We bought a cake because birthdays suck without one
36. You're not old
37. Keep smiling, it gets worse
38. Just when you think it's over, you become a butterfly
39. Get your head out of there
40. Surprise, it's a cake!
41. Boom. Another year.
42. You still have a hot bootie
43. You haven't lost it yet
44. Fired up
45. We're gonna light it up, back up
46. Older does mean better
47. You've reached your peek
48. You're a big bag of trouble
49. The road to hell is paved with your tires
50. I'm wrapped up and ready
51. We're celebrating your antics
52. More Candles More Life
53. Three guesses what our gift is
54. About that wish?
55. The fix is in, you're gonna live forever
56. Let this cake keep you warm, 200 candles will do that
57. We booked you in for an Exorcism
58. We called the devil, he doesn't want you, so best to live forever
59. Secure your teeth before you blow
60. When life hands you lemons, eat cake
61. This party is gonna go til the hot milk runs out
62. Anti-aging cake, eat this and you'll be Benjamin Button
63. It's beer cake
64. When you were little a cake is all you wanted, now it's all you're getting!
65. Wishes do come true, you get me
66. In a world of crazy, you fit in just fine
67. This cake will self destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, too late
68. Why you ask? Because you're older than dirt.
69. Kiss your old age goodbye
70. You're hot, too many candles will do that
71. Crying will not make you younger, laughing will!
72. Maybe he's no Romeo
73. Let's hear it for the boy!!
74. It's showtime!
75. The road is long, but it's one hell of a road
76. You got all my money and this cake
77. The story of your life is summed up with this cheesy cake
78. You're a big bag of double trouble
79. My dreams are your dreams, we're both boring!
80. Home is where the cake is
81. I have a secret to tell you, it's inside the cake, start eating!
82. This is where it gets interesting
83. You've done everything, except eat this cake
84. You're sliding through life, you're a slippery little sucker!
85. Catch me if you can
86. Make a wish, wish for more wishes and keep wishing
87. You're special. Yah go with that and blow
88. Wishes or Cash? Please choose wishes
89. A message on a cake is so over rated
90. You are going places, please take me with you!
91. From now until the end of time, you'll get a cake
92. You're a freaking star, hoarder of the talent
93. We all want to be you, so treat our body nicely!
94. There's life after life but right now there's just this cake
95. You're a pain in the behind but you still deserve a cake
96. We've cleaned the entire house for your birthday, hard labor was my gift
97. You're going places, but eat first
98. Mad at your age? Kick your own *ss
99. Birthdays show up every year, the one thing that's reliable!
100. Just accept the fact, you're awesome
101. We're all aging, that's the good news
102. Don't count the candles, we don't have time
103. 18 going on 245
104. The world isn't ready for you!
105. It's your life, your moment, we're all in panic mode!
106. Don't tell me you're older? You look 5?
107. Take your time, that's all that's left!
108. You cannot be another year older! You're making me look bad
109. We almost didn't put icing on your cake, cause you're too damn sweet already
110. Here's to another trip around the sun, go easy on this universe would you?
111. Perfect. That's you. In awe, that's us. Can we switch that once in a while.
© 2018 Barbara Tremblay Cipak