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Funny Valentine Gifts for Him

Updated on February 5, 2014

Find Funny Valentine Gifts for a Boyfriend or Husband

Looking for something silly for a boyfriend or husband? Or perhaps a fun gift that's a little naughty? These funny Valentine gifts for him are sure to make him smile, whether with sly anticipation, silly joy or blushing bashfulness. This page has compiled some fun Valentine's Day gifts for men from around the web so you can shop in one place.

(Image of personalized Valentine boxers provided by Personalization Mall)

XXXopoly Board Game - A sexy game just for adults

You won't be buying Boardwalk and Park Place in this game, but you'll have a whole new kind of fun with this Monopoly-style board game designed just for adults. It promises an evening of fun perfect for two to share!

Recycled Metal Horny Toad - How about a suggestive sculpture?

When you think of Valentine's Day gifts, you might think of roses and chocolates... but amphibians?? This recycled horny toad sculpture may not be as beautiful as a rose or as delicious as chocolate, but he comes with a sly message that will surely put a smile on your boyfriend or husband's face.

Personalized Sealed with a Kiss BoxersCHECK PRICE

Personalized Heart-Shaped PuzzleCHECK PRICE

Personalized Vouchers of LoveCHECK PRICE

Personalized Giant Love Fortune CookieCHECK PRICE

Blown Away by Love Personalized Mug SetCHECK PRICE

Personalized Love Letter in a BottleCHECK PRICE

Pink Fuzzy Handcuffs

Most guys don't care much for pink products, but he'll probably make an exception for these pink fuzzy handcuffs.

Canned Unicorn MeatCHECK PRICE

Planning a romantic dinner for two on Valentine's Day? Then why not put something special on the menu? Canned unicorn meat.

Everyone knows that these cute animals prance around the world pooping marshmallows, but did you know they also make a delicious meal when they finally go to the big rainbow in the sky? That's why canned unicorn meat would be the perfect main dish for a romantic dinner for two. Unfortunately, have you seen any unicorns around lately? Sadly, they've all been shipped to China, so this can contains a poor replacement product - a stuffed unicorn that has been sliced into four "cuts of meat."

You'll have a good laugh asking your significant other to help in the kitchen and then handing him this can of canned unicorn meat. Just be sure he takes you out for a REAL dinner after you stop the laughing.

Funny Valentine Gifts for Him

Did These Funny Valentine Gifts Make You Smile? - Share your thoughts

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      MsBomBalm 4 years ago

      I love the coupons...and I think I need to get that XXX-take on Monopoly game! I do hope there's a lot of kissing!

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      Kristen 4 years ago from Boston

      I like the fortune cookies. Always a fun gift.

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      Bill Armstrong 4 years ago from Valencia, California

      Some nice fun ideas ;)

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      Camden1 4 years ago

      The desk critter is especially funny!

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      I dont know if I dare bring a Can of Unicorn meat into this horse loving family! But there's some fun ideas on here!