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Great Halloween Quotes

Updated on February 22, 2014

Halloween Quotes and Sayings

I love quotes, and I love Halloween. So naturally, I needed to do a holiday round-up of all my favorite spooky, creepy, funny, and famous Halloween Quotes!

I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I do. Feel free to add your own favorite to the comments section. I'd love to read them!

"Eat, drink and be scary."

~Anonymous

Quotes...

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

~Erma Bombeck

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

~Rodney Dangerfield

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween everyday.

~Gwen Stefani

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.

~Doug Coupland

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.

~J. K. Rowling

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;

One need not be a house;

The brain has corridors surpassing

Material place.

~Emily Dickinson

Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble.

~Shakespeare "Macbeth"

There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.

~Colette

Hold on, man. We don't go anywhere with "scary," "spooky," "haunted," or "forbidden" in the title.

~From "Scooby-Doo"

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?

~Drew Carey

I knew I'd arrived when I saw people dressing up on Halloween as my character.

~Jane Badler

Where there is no imagination there is no horror.

~Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr.

Proof of our society's decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many.

~ Robert Kirby

I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.

~Henry David Thoreau

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

~Richard Harris Barham

To suffering there is a limit; to fearing, none.

~Sir Francis Bacon, Essays [1625], "Of Seditions and Troubles

More Quotes...

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.

~River Phoenix

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.

~Steve Almond

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.

~Linus Van Pelt ("Peanuts")

I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

~Robert Brault

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

~Mason Cooley

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

~Anonymous

This lens is part of the RocketMoms Fall 2011 Session. Yay! :)

Did I miss your favorite quote? - Tell me what it is!

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    • MelRootsNWrites profile image

      Melody Lassalle 

      3 years ago from California

      Linus Van Pelt was wise beyond his years. This is a neat list!

    • Diana Wenzel profile image

      Renaissance Woman 

      5 years ago from Colorado

      That nudist colony quote is too funny. Can you imagine?? Egads!

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