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Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock-Knock Jokes for Halloween
My 4yo daughter thinks knock-knock jokes are the funniest things in the world. She often makes up her own, which don't often make too much sense. :) But she always wants us to tell some, too. So this page came out of some seasonal research to crack up my kid. Enjoy!
Ben waiting for Halloween all year!
Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!
Banana Knock Knock Joke
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Boo Who? - And Other Wicked Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes
Bat you'll shriek with laughter at this fang-tastic collection of Halloween knock-knock jokes designed to tickle the funny bone. Lift the flaps and follow two trick-or-treaters through a haunted house as they encounter giggling ghosts and goofy goblins. You'll be scared silly!
Ivana suck your blood.
Orange you glad it's Halloween.
Which one of you will give me some candy?
I'm Fred of witches!
Emma 'fraid of ghosts, too!
Howl I know you're not a ghost!
Philip my bag with candy!
Wayne can I eat my Halloween candy?