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Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes

Updated on April 3, 2013

Knock-Knock Jokes for Halloween

My 4yo daughter thinks knock-knock jokes are the funniest things in the world. She often makes up her own, which don't often make too much sense. :) But she always wants us to tell some, too. So this page came out of some seasonal research to crack up my kid. Enjoy!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Ben!

Ben who?

Ben waiting for Halloween all year!

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Thumping.

Thumping who?

Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!

Banana Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Wolves say

Wolves say who?

Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Boo!

Boo who?

No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.

Boo Who? - And Other Wicked Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes

Boo Who?: And Other Wicked Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes (Lift-The-Flap Knock-Knock Book)
Boo Who?: And Other Wicked Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes (Lift-The-Flap Knock-Knock Book)

Bat you'll shriek with laughter at this fang-tastic collection of Halloween knock-knock jokes designed to tickle the funny bone. Lift the flaps and follow two trick-or-treaters through a haunted house as they encounter giggling ghosts and goofy goblins. You'll be scared silly!

 

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Ivana

Ivana who?

Ivana suck your blood.

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Frank

Frank who?

Frankenstein!

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad it's Halloween.

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Witch

Witch who?

Which one of you will give me some candy?

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Olive

Olive who?

Olive Halloween!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fred.

Fred who?

I'm Fred of witches!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Emma.

Emma who?

Emma 'fraid of ghosts, too!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Howl.

Howl who?

Howl I know you're not a ghost!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Philip.

Philip who?

Philip my bag with candy!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Wayne.

Wayne who?

Wayne can I eat my Halloween candy?

Halloween Jokes

 

What's your favorite Halloween joke?

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    • TheCozyDinosaur profile image

      TheCozyDinosaur 

      5 years ago

      Love (candy) corny jokes. Thanks for the smiles.

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      anonymous 

      5 years ago

      knock knock whos there emma emma he emma fried of ghost's ?

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      ayesha45 

      5 years ago

      awesome

      game guys love it

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      ayesha45 

      5 years ago

      knock

      knock

      who's there

      bean

      bean who

      bean waiting all these years for halloween

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      anonymous 

      5 years ago

      KNOCK KNOCK

      WHO'S THERE?

      YA.

      YA WHO?

      YAHOO.COM

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      anonymous 

      5 years ago

      @anonymous: Don't you mean fave instead of gave? Anyway I did get the joke it was good well done Jenna.

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      anonymous 

      5 years ago

      What's an aliens gave thing to get on Halloween?

      A mars bar!

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      anonymous 

      5 years ago

      ood jokes made my children laugh

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      anonymous 

      6 years ago

      OMG I love these Halloween knock knock jokes it makes me laugh so I barley cry wrote all Halloween riddles & knock knock joke! :D Well Happy Halloween you guys! :D

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      anonymous 

      6 years ago

      knock, knock

      who's there?

      Ghoul

      Ghoul who?

      Let me in it's Ghoul out here

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      anonymous 

      6 years ago

      Knock,Knock

      Who's there?

      Vampire.

      Vampire Who?

      Vampire State Building!

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      Chocolate Pickney 

      6 years ago from Jamaica

      Kool Lens

    • Sylvestermouse profile image

      Cynthia Sylvestermouse 

      7 years ago from United States

      LOL! These were fun! I always like knock, knock jokes too.

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      Luvnit 

      7 years ago

      You made us fans, cause we love Halloween & knock knock jokes...my kids are still laughing...thanks!

    • costumediva profile image

      costumediva 

      7 years ago

      This is a great collection of jokes. I already wrote a couple down to lighten up the mood this Halloween. :-)

    • Yourshowman LM profile image

      Yourshowman LM 

      7 years ago

      Nice lens

    • Faye Rutledge profile image

      Faye Rutledge 

      8 years ago from Concord VA

      I love your Halloween Knock Knock jokes! I'm going to use these on my grandson! :)

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      Rhonda Albom 

      8 years ago from New Zealand

      I'm back because I love these silly jokes so much that I featured them today on facebook. Please stop by and see it at:Things which make me laugh. (If you're on facebook, please become a fan). And while I am here, I sprinkled some angel dust.

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      Rhonda Albom 

      8 years ago from New Zealand

      Fantastic! I love these halloween knock knock jokes, although that video must be the most annoying version of the joke ever - I loved it.

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