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Knock-Knock Jokes for Halloween
My 4yo daughter thinks knock-knock jokes are the funniest things in the world. She often makes up her own, which don't often make too much sense. :) But she always wants us to tell some, too. So this page came out of some seasonal research to crack up my kid. Enjoy!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben waiting for Halloween all year!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!
Banana Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wolves say
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Boo Who? - And Other Wicked Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes
Bat you'll shriek with laughter at this fang-tastic collection of Halloween knock-knock jokes designed to tickle the funny bone. Lift the flaps and follow two trick-or-treaters through a haunted house as they encounter giggling ghosts and goofy goblins. You'll be scared silly!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Witch
Witch who?
Which one of you will give me some candy?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive Halloween!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fred.
Fred who?
I'm Fred of witches!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma 'fraid of ghosts, too!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl I know you're not a ghost!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my bag with candy!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne can I eat my Halloween candy?
Halloween Jokes
What's your favorite Halloween joke?
Love (candy) corny jokes. Thanks for the smiles.
knock knock whos there emma emma he emma fried of ghost's ?
awesome
game guys love it
knock
knock
who's there
bean
bean who
bean waiting all these years for halloween
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
YA.
YA WHO?
YAHOO.COM
@anonymous: Don't you mean fave instead of gave? Anyway I did get the joke it was good well done Jenna.
What's an aliens gave thing to get on Halloween?
A mars bar!
ood jokes made my children laugh
OMG I love these Halloween knock knock jokes it makes me laugh so I barley cry wrote all Halloween riddles & knock knock joke! :D Well Happy Halloween you guys! :D
knock, knock
who's there?
Ghoul
Ghoul who?
Let me in it's Ghoul out here
Knock,Knock
Who's there?
Vampire.
Vampire Who?
Vampire State Building!
Kool Lens
LOL! These were fun! I always like knock, knock jokes too.
You made us fans, cause we love Halloween & knock knock jokes...my kids are still laughing...thanks!
This is a great collection of jokes. I already wrote a couple down to lighten up the mood this Halloween. :-)
Nice lens
I love your Halloween Knock Knock jokes! I'm going to use these on my grandson! :)
I'm back because I love these silly jokes so much that I featured them today on facebook. Please stop by and see it at:Things which make me laugh. (If you're on facebook, please become a fan). And while I am here, I sprinkled some angel dust.
Fantastic! I love these halloween knock knock jokes, although that video must be the most annoying version of the joke ever - I loved it.
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