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72 Retirement Sayings for Cards

Updated on September 24, 2014
Whatever, I'm Retired
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Original and Creative Sayings You Can Write Inside a Retirement Card

If you're looking for words to write inside a retirement card, you can be funny, serious, fluffy or sarcastic. Here you'll find original sayings for each category...things like 'So you're leaving the rat race..can you take a few more rats with you'

Finding the right words to say when someone is retiring can be challenging, especially if they need to be written inside a card. Of course it's easier to just get a ready made card with the sentiment already expressed, however, perhaps that's just not personal enough.

Here are Five Silly Retirement Sayings to Get You Started:

1. Going, Going, Gone...Golfing!

2. Retirement is the short form for 'Really Tired Mentally' !

3. When you retire, can you leave all your knowledge behind?

4. We are not glad to see you go, we are freaking out!

5. We have done the math and we figure it will take 10 people to do your job

*Note: All sayings in the numbered sections and the five above sayings are by Brite-Ideas (Barbara Tremblay Cipak) - Please feel free to share them in a handwritten card - not for commercial use.*

Funny Retirement Sayings You Can Write In a Card

Funny Retirement Postcard
Funny Retirement Postcard | Source

Comical Sayings you can write in a card for the lucky soul heading into their next chapter of life:

1. Retirement is how we get all that undone housework completed

2. Now you can carry around your cell phone without worrying it will ring

3. Retirement is like sleeping while awake...lucky you

4. Retirement means never having to plan anything except golf and bingo

5. When you doubt retirement, think about my alarm clock going off in the morning

6. Retirement means your accountant now has less work

7. We are all cynics, so we don't believe you're retiring

8. You never have to laugh at the bosses jokes anymore, just his face

9. Retiring is similar to hitting the stop button on a moving train..sudden and shocking!

10. Retirement is when everything stops moving, including yourself

11. I thought you started your retirement ten years it's official I guess

12. You get to do exactly what you want now...wait..nothing's changing?

13. You can reorganize the garage everyday for 25 years now

14. Sleeping in everyday means you're either retired or extremely irresponsible!

15. Your intelligence is directly equal to the amount of years you've worked - you're a genius

16. Face it, you'll still be trying to stick your nose into what we're doing

17. Incompetence and frustration..two things you won't miss in retirement

18. Retiring is fun...if you add a 'D and an S' (Funds !)

19. No money, no fun, no retirement!

20. Yes, you are daring to see what's around the corner - O.K., that's a crock

Who Cares I'm Retired

WHO CARES...I'm retired wall art clock novelty large 10 1/2"
WHO CARES...I'm retired wall art clock novelty large 10 1/2"

Another version of a wall clock for those 'who no longer give-a-damn!' - This one says, 'who cares! I'm retired'


Happy Sayings about Retiring

You Can Always Write Something Cheerful that Doesn't Directly Fall into the Funny Category:

1. It's your time to forget all the worries of work and dance, dance, dance!

2. A new world is just beginning for you, simply open your mind to the unknown

3. Don't plan anything anymore, just relax, live and enjoy your days

4. Use this time of your life to continue to learn and grow

5. This is the August of your life, enjoy enjoy enjoy

6. Time is now a user friendly word

7. Your heart now has time to rekindle old flames so go for it

8. While exploring new possibilities have a freaking blast!

9. Remember to smile everyday and that will double your retirement happiness

10. Retirement is the new second time around

11. You are now moving at a new pace...the pace of goodness and grace

12. Under the stars, laying on a beach, or just kicking up your feet - All your choice

13. Love and smiles bring you closer to who you are, so does retiring

14. Check your plans, check them twice, then hit the road and toss the rice...Hooray!

15. No clocks, no suits, no meetings, no more

16. So whose your boss now? Smile while you give us the answer please

17. Upon retirement, your garage becomes your new office, enjoy!

18. You are a ray of cheerfulness, and we will miss that around here

19. Why are all the good ones gone...gone...gone fishing

20. No more golfing to unwind, it's all for fun now!

Inspirational Words for Those Entering the Next Chapter of their Lives

Say something memorable, something moving in a card:

1. You have been an inspiration to all of us, and we will miss your wise words

2. The shoes you've left to be filled, will never be filled; you are truly an original

3. Your heart and your smarts, they are truly unmatched

4. You earned that view from the top; now watch and enjoy

5. What you've accomplished with never be forgotten, thank you

6. This next stage of your life can be filled with adventures, take the leap

7. If you find a way to retire without leaving us, that would be best

8. Your contribution will always be respected, you're a first class person

9. You've carved a path throughout your life, and only the best can walk it with you

10. Let the sand between your toes tickle your feet, you've earned that!

11. It's hard to understand planning at 20, but you did; you're an example to all of us

12. The sun shines down on us during every stage of our life, no matter our age

13. Even during retirement we won't be surprised to hear you're still making a difference

14. We'll always remember who you are, and what you've done for so many of us

15. Opening a new chapter in life can be a huge adventure

16. We are only limited by our own thinking, even at this stage in life, you can think big

17. If we call you for advice, you'll understand it's because you are the best at this job

18. It is written somewhere that 'awesome' is not allowed to retire

19. Without you it will be very difficult to get things done, sure wish you were staying!

20. Some people leave a huge imprint with the work they've done...that's you

How About Some Funny Books About Those Golden Years of Not Working! - Always an Excellent Gift for the 'have-it-all-types' and even the 'have-some-types'

A Funny Fridge Magnet About the Next Phase of Life! - A Quote Product by Brite-Ideas!

Retirement Fridge Magnet
Retirement Fridge Magnet | Source

If you're looking for a small retirement gift that you can attach to a card, this small fridge magnet is a fun idea. Certainly think about it when a gift isn't appropriate, but you want to send a little something.

Words of Appreciation for a Retired Mom, Dad, or Other Family Members

Here are a few sayings that family members may choose to put in a card of appreciation to their retired parent, grandparent, or other relative:

1. Dad, we think you deserve this retirement more than anyone else we know

2. Mom, we're looking forward to spending more time with you; thank you for all you did

3. Your hard work did not go unnoticed by us kids, and we're so lucky to call you Dad

4. You dedicated yourself to this family, now we want you to take sometime for yourself

5. You've given us everything we've ever needed and for that we are honored and grateful

6. Dad, we love you for caring for us so deeply everyday of your life

7. You can retire proudly knowing that you've earned respect from your family and your coworkers

8. Your heart has carried this family, and your wisdom helped carry your business

9. They had you for the first half of life, we get you for the back half...yeah!

10. The beginning of your new story with us Dad, 'And on the first day, he slept in'

An Original Gift Idea - Throw Quilt with Quote about Retiring

A Throw Blanket with a Quote for Retirees
A Throw Blanket with a Quote for Retirees | Source
Retirement A Gift To Remember Retiring Goodbye Afghan Throw Blanket 48" x 60" USA Made
Retirement A Gift To Remember Retiring Goodbye Afghan Throw Blanket 48" x 60" USA Made

If you're really stuck about what to get for someone who's retiring, then a quote blanket is probably something nobody else has thought of...if you can...add a rocking chair and you may get a funny look and maybe a laugh.


Do You Think You Will Ever Be Able to Retire?

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      Barbara Tremblay Cipak 2 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      @wednesday-elf, lol, thank you - and lucky you!

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      Wednesday-Elf 2 years ago from Savannah, Georgia

      I've been retired for a number of years and can relate to many of these great sentiments for a retirement card. Very clever.

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      Barbara Tremblay Cipak 2 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      @Cynthia lol, thanks - us too, quite a few retirees in our loop coming up!

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      Cynthia Sylvestermouse 2 years ago from United States

      I laughed my way through this entire article! These are all really great retirement sayings. It is about that time in our life too. Several of our friends and family are retiring and reinventing themselves.

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      NicoleRM 2 years ago

      Thank you for the great ideas!

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      Barbara Tremblay Cipak 3 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      @DeborahDian: thank you :)

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      Deborah Carr 3 years ago from Orange County, California

      These are brilliant things to write in retirement cards!

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      AstroGremlin 3 years ago

      "Things won't be the same without you. Better, but not the same."

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      Nancy Tate Hellams 3 years ago from Pendleton, SC

      My husband is finally going to retire at the end of the year. He's just 82 and doesn't want to retire so he may figure out a way to keep on working.

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      Barbara Tremblay Cipak 3 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      @OhMe: wow, good for him, working at his age! awesome! I'll bet that keeps him young

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      Barbara Tremblay Cipak 3 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      @Scarlettohairy: lol, yes...and hello to no more of that!

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      Peggy Hazelwood 3 years ago from Desert Southwest, U.S.A.

      I love your great assortment of wise and funny words to bid someone farewell to work and hello to no more of that!

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      Vicki Green 3 years ago from Wandering the Pacific Northwest USA

      Great ideas for things to write in a retirement card - I'm always at a loss for something to say.

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      Barbara Tremblay Cipak 3 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      @John Dyhouse: Thanks for the read and comment - I've made Zazzle products with many of my quotes already so feel free to use my Zazzle products anytime you want :) thank you

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      John Dyhouse 3 years ago from UK

      I am retired - almost, still doing a couple of half-days but nnot in my old profession. I did not want to be tied down so I do a little in a job I can switch off from when I go out the door.

      This is a great resource however, I hope you don't mind if I use some of these on Zazzle products.

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      June Campbell 3 years ago from North Vancouver, BC, Canada

      I am retired and I love it.

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      ChristyZ 3 years ago

      I have a long ways to go before retirement, but enjoyed this article! Great saying ideas, I especially like the one about organizing the garage each day for the next 25 years, lol.

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      gottaloveit2 3 years ago

      I'm playing around with retirement right now and have been traveling the last month. So, yes, I think I just might stay retired!

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