Talk like a Pirate Cat on 19 September
This be yer Cap'n speakin'
Avast there! And ahoy t' ye, me swaggering boyos and buxom wenches, listen up smartly to Black Vlad.
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Cause I be a pirate!
Splice yer spinnaker on the seven seas, buckle yer swash and brace yer yardarm, we'll haul some keel t'gether.
Lend yer ears t' me words o' wisdom, talk like a Pirate Cat and yer timbers'll be shiverin' afore ye know it.
The Peril of the Pirate Cat!
Talk Like a Pirate
Begad! Any Jack Tar would see ye fer a lubber and a blaggard if ye talk proper like a fol de rol lily-livered greasy-tailed landlubber.
Talk like a pirate, me Jollies, or I be swingin' the cat o'nine tails on yer worthless hide!
Hark to me words, now ...
Talk like a Pirate on Facebook!
Haul back yer hogswilling of them casks o' rum, me mutinous mateys, and I'll let the cat out of the bag.
Facebook be talkin' like on a pirate on Talk Like a Pirate Day or on any day!
Fix yer beady eye (the one that works ye scurrilous screw) on the Language Settings. Lost your Language Settings, have ye? Yer scurvy landlubber!
Climb the Crows Nest to yer Account page, and click yer cutlass on the Language tab.
There be a Menu for ye ... advance to English (Pirate)
In two shakes of a ship's bell, ye'll cut a fine jib on the jetsam and fluke a fair lead on the flotsam. Aye, yer'll be swigglin' like a First Mate
Change your language to Pirate on Facebook
Pirates of the High Cs
Yer'll be needin' Pirate Baubles
There'll be no hoisting yerself to the yardarm with the breakway safety pirate collar! Swing free, me boyo!
Careen your Clew Lines
Over 100 pages of pirate threats, curses, insults and epithets
Talk like a Pirate Day
Aye, Mateys, here be Talk like a Pirate Day
Confess, ye Conies! - Scratch ya' mark in me Pirate Poll
What be ye doin' for Talk Like a Pirate Day?
Or wear the hempen halter!