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Talk like a Pirate Cat on 19 September

Updated on March 8, 2014
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Vladimir is a former champion ratter (retired). His hobbies are bushwalking, birdwatching and nature studies

This be yer Cap'n speakin'

Avast there! And ahoy t' ye, me swaggering boyos and buxom wenches, listen up smartly to Black Vlad.

Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Cause I be a pirate!

Splice yer spinnaker on the seven seas, buckle yer swash and brace yer yardarm, we'll haul some keel t'gether.

Lend yer ears t' me words o' wisdom, talk like a Pirate Cat and yer timbers'll be shiverin' afore ye know it.

The Peril of the Pirate Cat!

Talk Like a Pirate

Begad! Any Jack Tar would see ye fer a lubber and a blaggard if ye talk proper like a fol de rol lily-livered greasy-tailed landlubber.

Talk like a pirate, me Jollies, or I be swingin' the cat o'nine tails on yer worthless hide!

Hark to me words, now ...

Talk like a Pirate on Facebook!

Haul back yer hogswilling of them casks o' rum, me mutinous mateys, and I'll let the cat out of the bag.

Facebook be talkin' like on a pirate on Talk Like a Pirate Day or on any day!

Fix yer beady eye (the one that works ye scurrilous screw) on the Language Settings. Lost your Language Settings, have ye? Yer scurvy landlubber!

Climb the Crows Nest to yer Account page, and click yer cutlass on the Language tab.

There be a Menu for ye ... advance to English (Pirate)

In two shakes of a ship's bell, ye'll cut a fine jib on the jetsam and fluke a fair lead on the flotsam. Aye, yer'll be swigglin' like a First Mate

Change your language to Pirate on Facebook

Pirates of the High Cs

Yer'll be needin' Pirate Baubles

RC Pet Products 1/2-Inch Kitty Breakaway Cat Collar, 8 by 10-Inch, Pirate Cat
RC Pet Products 1/2-Inch Kitty Breakaway Cat Collar, 8 by 10-Inch, Pirate Cat

There'll be no hoisting yerself to the yardarm with the breakway safety pirate collar! Swing free, me boyo!


Careen your Clew Lines

The Pirate Primer: Mastering the Language of Swashbucklers & Rogues
The Pirate Primer: Mastering the Language of Swashbucklers & Rogues

Over 100 pages of pirate threats, curses, insults and epithets


Talk like a Pirate Day

Aye, Mateys, here be Talk like a Pirate Day

Confess, ye Conies! - Scratch ya' mark in me Pirate Poll

What be ye doin' for Talk Like a Pirate Day?

See results

Or wear the hempen halter!

Go Pillagin' and Plunderin' in me Pirate GuestBook

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    • SusanDeppner profile image

      Susan Deppner 

      6 years ago from Arkansas USA

      Aye, matey Vlad! Happy TLAP Day to ye!

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      6 years ago from Savannah, Georgia

      I've heard of "Talk Like a Pirate DAY", but this is the very first ever Pirate CAT I've ever seen. Avast, matey.... good job! Arrr!

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      Indigo Janson 

      6 years ago from UK

      Arrr, t'is Vladi the pirate king. Aye, me timbers be shiverin' already, matey.

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      6 years ago

      Yarrr, I be lovin' t'talk like a pirate! I hope ye have a great day an' enjoy these SquidAngel blessin's... yarrrr.

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      Lisa Auch 

      7 years ago from Scotland

      ...okay you just make my day! What an awesome pirate cat you make!

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      7 years ago

      Yo ho ho matey, this lens is funny. Shiver me timber, it's got a Purple Star.

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      Kathryn Darden 

      7 years ago

      Too cute! What fun kitties! Sometime you might want to visit my Miss Katy lens as their is a photo of my little dog dressed up like a pirate.

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      7 years ago

      Such clever cats! Love this lens, and I have a lens about my own two cats. Thumbs up and keep up the great lensmastering!

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      7 years ago

      Vlad is so clever. Wish I had a cat like him. Mine just napped and ate. They never talked pirate. He looks great in his pirate garb too.

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      7 years ago

      This is one interesting, entertaining, fun lens, enjoyed reading it, great pics! Two thumbs up!!

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      7 years ago

      This is one interesting, entertaining, fun lens, enjoyed reading it, great pics! Two thumbs up!!

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      8 years ago

      You be an influential cat, Cap'n! I didn't realize that I was in the midst of a legend!

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      8 years ago

      Shiver me timbers, this be a rare one ye've got here, Cap'n. Nicely done on the purple star, matey.

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      8 years ago from Iowa

      Very clever, am lensrolling to my Ask The Budda lens. Also may promote on my blog on the next ATB Column, kinda depends on the questions he gets.

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      Maurice Glaude 

      8 years ago from Mobile, AL

      This reminds me. I need to put my Creative Hat on and start making some darn good lenses like this one.

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      8 years ago

      Too funneeeeeeee, loved it, wonder what congratulations on your Purple Star is in piratese LOL!

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      Jenny Campbell 

      8 years ago from Melbourne, Australia

      Congrats for the purple star. Well done too.

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      8 years ago from Australia

      @grannysage: Arrrrr white cats can hornpipe

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      8 years ago

      Wiley says he would like to be a pirate too, but he is afraid of water. He wants to be your virtual pirate buddy.

      Awesome lens Vlad

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      Christine Larsen 

      8 years ago from South Australia

      Ahoy to ye, too, Black Vlad - but I can't talk Pirate yet - I'm only 7 months old - and my 'new' mother (pictured) thinks my 'splodgy' colouring suggests my parentage is a Miscellany and a Mystery - and so she's named me - Missy. Hope I grow up to be half as clever as you! SO impressive (& you look pretty good, too!) Love your lens.

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      Spook LM 

      8 years ago

      Aye sor tis fine rum and all, tank ee cap'n. Blessed by an Angel.

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      8 years ago

      Hilarious! Love it!

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      8 years ago

      Well shiver me timbers a talkin' Cat and one with a hat to boot. Ye'll be keeping the ship clear of rats will ye' I certainly hope so!!

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      8 years ago

      Of course a cat is the most important crew member...don't ask me why its just because they aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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      8 years ago

      Love the pirate kitty photos!!! ARRRRRR!

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      Lorelei Cohen 

      8 years ago from Canada

      Aye there Vlad you do indeed make the perfect captain to run this fair ship asea....good luck to ye.

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      8 years ago

      A very fun lens. Congratulations.

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      Jennifer P Tanabe 

      8 years ago from Red Hook, NY

      Ahoy Black Vlad! My Mister is all set to haul some keel with ya.

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      8 years ago

      Bless me barnacles! I LOVE YOU BLACK VLADI! *muah* *muah* *muah*

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      Ellen Brundige 

      8 years ago from California

      Thankye kindly fer remindin' me, Black Vladi.

      The pirates done plundered me today, but laughter be the way to best those scurrilous cockroaches!


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