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These are the jokes, kids.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims
Which cat discovered America? Christofurry Columbus
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey
Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving? Because everything is marked down after the holidays
What has feathers and webbed feet? A turkey wearing scuba gear
How can you send a turkey through the post office? Bird class mail
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring Mayflowers
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? Because he had the drumsticks
Knock Knock Who's there? Waddle Waddle who? Waddle I do if you don't open the door?
What do you call a dumb gobbler? A jerky turkey
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble
What do you call a gobbler who thinks he knows everything? A smirky turkey
Why did the man invest in feathers? He heard the stock market was going down
What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz? French flies
What kind of vegetable would you like tonight? Beets me
How do you make gold soup? Just throw in fourteen carrots (carats)