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Valentines Jokes and Riddles

Updated on January 1, 2018
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Sheila is the author of the Fiona the Theater Mouse series of children's books, as well as Treasure in a Mountain Cave. She is also a poet.

A Froggy Valentine

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Valentines Jokes and Riddles for a Laugh

Valentine's Day is a great time to share a riddle or a joke! This is true whether you have a Valentine sweetie or whether you are alone with your stuffed animals and dolls.

Riddles and jokes will make you laugh, and even if they are not all that funny, they will at least bring a smile to your face.

You can make your own Valentine cards by writing the question of the riddle on the outside of your folded card stock or construction paper and write the answer on the inside. Your hand picked riddle will be at least as funny as the cards in the store. Maybe funnier. And you have the extra bonus of being able to decorate your card, too. This you can do with cut-out hearts, paper doilies, leftover snowflake cutouts, and lots of glitter and paint. You can even add origami hearts like the ones I've provided a link to at the bottom of the page.

If you want to really get wild, smear on some extra red lipstick and kiss the card surface. That should get you some attention. (Will they come after you with a white coat?)

You can create the best Valentine's Day cards you've ever sent. All you need are a few card design ideas and a riddle or two.

Here's the riddle part. Read on and see if one of these riddles strike your funny bone. You can find riddle books and jokes with a Valentine's Day theme on this page, too.


Ella Fitzgerald Sings "My Funny Valentine" - I Love This!

Even though the words in this song sometimes strike me as odd -- who would express her love for someone by insulting him? -- I love the way Ella Fitzgerald sings this classic. I thought to myself, what better way to introduce you to Valentine's Day Jokes and Riddles than to give you a Valentine's anthem sung by the best so you have something to listen to while you read?

So here she is: Ella Fitzgerald. Even if you are funny looking yourself, she will convince you that someone somewhere loves you.

(P.S. Have you seen my bio photo?)

Nothing Says Valentine's Day Better Than Chocolate

Chocolate Riddle: Indulge in this tasty joke

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Fat Baby Angel

That's a Cupid Joke

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French Gourmet

Edible Riddle: Wildlife Gourmands

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Romance in the Kitchen

Salad Riddle I Had to Stop Myself on This One -- So Many Possibilities!

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Sources for More Valentine's Riddles and Jokes

Be My Valentine

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© 2011 Sheilamarie

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    • sheilamarie78 profile imageAUTHOR

      Sheilamarie 

      5 years ago from British Columbia

      @CoolFool83: Godfather, I'm glad I made you chuckle.

    • CoolFool83 profile image

      CoolFool83 

      5 years ago

      Some really funny stuff here.

    • sheilamarie78 profile imageAUTHOR

      Sheilamarie 

      5 years ago from British Columbia

      @takkhisa: Yes, they're silly, but fun.

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      Takkhis 

      5 years ago

      Wow! Fun books. I love reading jokes books.

    • sheilamarie78 profile imageAUTHOR

      Sheilamarie 

      5 years ago from British Columbia

      @poutine: Thanks, poutine!

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      poutine 

      5 years ago

      Fun to read

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      Cynthia Sylvestermouse 

      6 years ago from United States

      Cute and fun! I love those silly little jokes!

    • BuckHawkcenter profile image

      BuckHawkcenter 

      6 years ago

      This was fun! And listening to Ella Fitzgerald sing was marvelous.

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      tssfacts 

      6 years ago

      It was fun "testing" my brain.

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      ohcaroline 

      6 years ago

      You've just added another dimension to Valentine's Day. Good subject.

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      Marie 

      6 years ago

      Your riddles are always very entertaining :) What a great idea for a Valentine's page too!

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