Weird Christmas Ornaments
Christmas Ornaments that are Just Plain Weird
Looking for a Weird or Completely Strange Christmas Ornament? Have I got a list for you! I've become an ornament buff over the last three years and spend quite a bit of time looking over ornament collections and specially themed Christmas ornaments. This strange habit of mine has allowed me to discover really weird Christmas ornaments. Some of which I can hardly describe. You'll see what I mean.
If you are looking for something completely off the wall, take a look at these bizarre additions to your tree. I'll continue to add to this list as I find more weird ornaments.
I THINK this is a Stork but I'm Not Sure - From the Krinkles Collection
Patience Brewster has quite an imagination. She's the designer of a special line of ornaments named, "Krinkles." I have to wonder what she dreams about at night to imagine such strange things. If I had to describe this ornament to someone I'd say, "Well, it kinda looks like a stork. You know, the neck fully extended out the front and feet out the back. But it's got gold rings hanging off of it. And it's has long feathers coming out of it's head." Words just don't do it justice do they?
It's an Elf Cow, no wait, it's Dorothy meets Dairy, no... - Bizarre Ornament for Sure!
Never ever boring, Patience Brewster again hits a home run with this weird ornament. I know, I know - it's supposed to be eight maids a milking, but those shoes, those shoes! And the maids are dressed like Christmas trees. I can image the wonder in children's faces now!
Silly you! It's a Lion Fish!
If you focus in tight and ignore the fish tail, it's a really nice lion. But then zoom out and it gets really weird. Humm. December Diamonds is famous for their strange ornaments. Strange or not, the quality of their products is first class. You can see all of their ornaments here.
Weird - Porcupine Falls for a Cactus Ornament - By Hallmark of all People!
What? You never thought you'd see a porcupine hugging a cactus ornament? Where have you been? Flower pot reads, "This is a Strange and Wonderful Relationship." This one is actually kinda cute. More than I can say for what is listed below. *Snicker*
I Don't Want to Think About It - This makes more sense if you know it was with the camping stuff
Why would a roll of TP and a shovel be together? Oh nevermind.
It's a Pink Flamingo Leather-Wearing Harley Riding Biker Dude (or Dudette)
Now really, do bikers drink Martinis? Oh, that's not the strangest thing? Oh maybe it's the mental image of a flamingo driving a motorcycle? No? Well, what's most disturbing (or even intriguing) about this ornament?
Joyful Flying Tutu Wearing Ballerina Pig Ornament - Being Ridden by a Tree Elf
As strange as this is - it's incredibly cute! Patience Brewster has never been held back by "the box." No, all her thinking it outside of it. I appreciate her imagination and I'm glad she shares it with the world!