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Weird Christmas Ornaments

Updated on December 4, 2012

Christmas Ornaments that are Just Plain Weird

Looking for a Weird or Completely Strange Christmas Ornament? Have I got a list for you! I've become an ornament buff over the last three years and spend quite a bit of time looking over ornament collections and specially themed Christmas ornaments. This strange habit of mine has allowed me to discover really weird Christmas ornaments. Some of which I can hardly describe. You'll see what I mean.

If you are looking for something completely off the wall, take a look at these bizarre additions to your tree. I'll continue to add to this list as I find more weird ornaments.

Shown here is the Joyful Flying Pig Ornament.

I THINK this is a Stork but I'm Not Sure - From the Krinkles Collection

Patience Brewster Twelve Days of Christmas Krinkles - 5 Golden Rings Ornament 08-30343
Patience Brewster Twelve Days of Christmas Krinkles - 5 Golden Rings Ornament 08-30343

Patience Brewster has quite an imagination. She's the designer of a special line of ornaments named, "Krinkles." I have to wonder what she dreams about at night to imagine such strange things. If I had to describe this ornament to someone I'd say, "Well, it kinda looks like a stork. You know, the neck fully extended out the front and feet out the back. But it's got gold rings hanging off of it. And it's has long feathers coming out of it's head." Words just don't do it justice do they?


It's an Elf Cow, no wait, it's Dorothy meets Dairy, no... - Bizarre Ornament for Sure!

Patience Brewster Twelve Days Of Christmas Eight Maids A Milking 08-30346
Patience Brewster Twelve Days Of Christmas Eight Maids A Milking 08-30346

Never ever boring, Patience Brewster again hits a home run with this weird ornament. I know, I know - it's supposed to be eight maids a milking, but those shoes, those shoes! And the maids are dressed like Christmas trees. I can image the wonder in children's faces now!


Silly you! It's a Lion Fish!

Aquatic Ocean Nautical Lion Fish Swim Ornament
Aquatic Ocean Nautical Lion Fish Swim Ornament

If you focus in tight and ignore the fish tail, it's a really nice lion. But then zoom out and it gets really weird. Humm. December Diamonds is famous for their strange ornaments. Strange or not, the quality of their products is first class. You can see all of their ornaments here.


Weird - Porcupine Falls for a Cactus Ornament - By Hallmark of all People!

Hallmark Strange and Wonderful Love 1993 Ornament QX5965
Hallmark Strange and Wonderful Love 1993 Ornament QX5965

What? You never thought you'd see a porcupine hugging a cactus ornament? Where have you been? Flower pot reads, "This is a Strange and Wonderful Relationship." This one is actually kinda cute. More than I can say for what is listed below. *Snicker*


I Don't Want to Think About It - This makes more sense if you know it was with the camping stuff

T.P. And Trowel Ornament
T.P. And Trowel Ornament

Why would a roll of TP and a shovel be together? Oh nevermind.


It's a Pink Flamingo Leather-Wearing Harley Riding Biker Dude (or Dudette)

December Diamonds PinK Flamingo Leather Martini Tini Tiki Bar Decor, Multicolor, 4.5"
December Diamonds PinK Flamingo Leather Martini Tini Tiki Bar Decor, Multicolor, 4.5"

Now really, do bikers drink Martinis? Oh, that's not the strangest thing? Oh maybe it's the mental image of a flamingo driving a motorcycle? No? Well, what's most disturbing (or even intriguing) about this ornament?


Joyful Flying Tutu Wearing Ballerina Pig Ornament - Being Ridden by a Tree Elf

Patience Brewster World Edition Dasher's Wreath Elf Figural Ornament
Patience Brewster World Edition Dasher's Wreath Elf Figural Ornament

As strange as this is - it's incredibly cute! Patience Brewster has never been held back by "the box." No, all her thinking it outside of it. I appreciate her imagination and I'm glad she shares it with the world!


What's your favorite Weird, Strange or Bizarre Ornament? - Tell me

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    • surfsusan profile image


      6 years ago

      Loving these weird ornaments ...

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      6 years ago

      We need more christmas ornaments like these ones. Awesome!! :D

    • CraftyandClever profile image


      6 years ago from everywhere but mostly Cali

      unique holiday fun that's what I say.

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      6 years ago

      The duct tape:"Really? Perfect ornament for a few men I know!" you know serial killers?The cat & lion fish are pretty awesome though!Good finds,we have nothing as good in the UK,but then I'm Jewish so I don't know Christmas ornaments that well...

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      Lorelei Cohen 

      7 years ago from Canada

      Oh these are absolutely gorgeous. The duct tape fits right in with my world :)

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      Jhangora LM 

      8 years ago

      I really like unusual things. Don't really celebrate Christmas, but really like the collection on this page.

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      8 years ago

      Oh, how in the world did you find SO MANY weird ornaments? That flying pig just cracks me up!

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      Tonie Cook 

      8 years ago from USA

      Oh, this is too cool. I went to an Ugly Ornament Christmas Party this year and had a ball! This is an excellent resource for unusual Christmas ornaments. Enjoyed it thoroughly (Love the biker chick flamingo!)

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      Mary Beth Granger 

      8 years ago from O'Fallon, Missouri, USA

      Love these ornaments...very funny. blessed and added to December Blessings lens.

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      8 years ago from Vancouver Island, BC

      I'm speechless! These ornaments are really weird! They could be used for stocking stuffers or if you have a thing for gators! LOL!

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      8 years ago

      Oh gosh, GIRL, you seriously read my mind! You see, I was out earlier looking for a stocking stuffer for mom and I stopped at Bealls! HOLY moly, but you can find funky and bizarre ornaments there for 50-60% off. Couldn't settle on one ... and then I looked at the giant animated, lit up alligator for the garden ... almost bought that ... and a partridge in a pear tree! Ho HO HO ... Merry Christmas.

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      Virginia Allain 

      8 years ago from Central Florida

      Pretty good. I didn't find anything this weird when I searched for angels, Kansas ornaments or library themed Christmas ornaments. You have a good eye for the offbeat.


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