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~~~ How To Rap Without Saying ' F*@! ' ~~~

Updated on July 19, 2013

~ How To Rap Without Saying ' F*@! ' ~

© 29/06/2012


V1/ Professor mind processor,

Never tokes a reefer;

Rocking, rapping, loving,

Through the thin blue ether.

Drop-outs, divas, students,

Sneaky wife - cheating dogs;

Craftily seducing,

Through their mind-blowing blogs.


V2/ Texting, tubing, mailing,

With such lightning-quick fingers;

Singers, jokers, blingers,

Force a message that lingers.

Sane Facebookers,

Wrestle mental futher muckers,

With their razor-sharp wits,

Against a b*llsh*t Blitz.


V3/ Honed, then toned,

But never been hooked;

Those cupid searchers,

Are gonna get cooked.

Conned by a mirror site,

Expecting cool chat;

In the parlance of dating,

"Bubbly" means "fat".


V4/ Embroiled in illusion,

They shout, and they holler;

Demanding Miss World,

For a mere lousy dollar.

Fantasies blurred,

In a web-room den;

Don't they know ,a real woman,

Wouldn't sneeze at them?!!


V5/ Weird - talking stalkers,

Log onto this chasm;

Surfing through porn,

For a google orgasm.

Web - cam scrubber,

Giving saddos wet dreams,

Showing anything they want,

As she's faking her scenes.


V6/ Cutie - pie fidgets,

With her agile digits;

Cream - Queen preens,

Whilst they strip off their jeans.

Bunny, counting money,

As she's playing you;

At the end of the day,

Who's screwing who?


V7/ So I'm proffering a message,

For your good, with weight sent;

Empirical appeals,

Backing up my statement.

Will you reconsider,

While you gamble, you bidder?

Where your future is at,

Have a think about that.

A man, and a woman

With his family in Eden;

Is this the perfect reality,

That just cannot be beaten?

* MUSIC By : Tupac Shakur - ' Keep Ya Head Up '

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      Jennifer 4 years ago from Lost...In Video Games

      I read this but I couldn't leave a comment earlier. I loved it! It was so amusing and clever. This Flash just woke up from a nap, so she's not all that fast today! LOL! Vote it up!

      ~The Flash*

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Well, the Flash has gotta crash sometime I reckon:) You just got up, and I'm just going to bed lol! It's been a long day - I hope you had a good one, and you didn't let that person get to you earlier. You're the greatest, Wonder Woman! Thank you.

      Goodnight/morning :)

      R.Q.

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      Jennifer 4 years ago from Lost...In Video Games

      Thanks, R.Q! Like you said, we all have to crash sometime! That person may have said something really offensive but I'm not letting him get in my way of working in the medical field!

      Have a good evening/night!

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      Tijani Achamlal 4 years ago from Morocco

      Beautiful and well penned.Voted up

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      Shannon 4 years ago from Texas

      Cleverly done!

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      Martin Kloess 4 years ago from San Francisco

      Very clever. thank you

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      Kathryn 4 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

      I had to check this out when I saw the title. Clever.

      Have a wonderful weekend!

      ~ Kathryn

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Cheers James.

      Take it easy man, and have a good week.

      R.Q.

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      It's great to see you here Shanmarie, and thanks for swooping by, and reading.

      Yours Sincerely,

      R.Q.

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Cheers Mhatter99

      Enjoy the rest of your weekend, and hoping you have a marvelous week.

      Your Sincerely,

      R.Q.

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Lol! The weekend is always better seeing you, and thank you kindly.

      Wishing you a fine week ahead;

      Sincerely,

      R.Q.

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      LKMore01 3 years ago

      This is the second time I've read this verse. The word "clever" will be overused and abused when articulating your art. Consulting the Merriam -Webster Thesaurus before commenting on any more of your creations is a must. Good night and have a wonderful weekend.

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