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Winning Texas Hold 'Em and Making A PB&J Sandwich (Limericks)

Updated on July 4, 2012

Playing Texas Hold 'Em

Can you call the opponent's bluff

If not it will be very tough

You must read their face

And get in their space

Show them that you mean to play rough

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How To Make A PB&J Sandwich

Have you read my recipe hub

If not then you must join the club

If you have not read

Than what can be said

As the say therein lies the rub

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    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Aubrey,

      Yeah I don't think it would stay fresh! ROFL

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      A.E. Williams 

      6 years ago from Hampton, GA

      That'd be something, wouldn't it? lol...

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Aubrey,

      Thanks, I can ship you up a sandwich if you want?! LOL

    • CrazedNovelist profile image

      A.E. Williams 

      6 years ago from Hampton, GA

      Lol, that's a good looking sandwich.

      -Aubrey

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Haha ok sounds good! Lol

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      Ann1Az2 

      6 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Josh, I must read your recipe hub, because I don't play poker! lol

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Haha I know I did that purposefully for better comedic effect on my recipe hub lol

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      6 years ago from Central Florida

      I hope you're not sharing with your brother, cuz one half is bigger than the other!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      I am loving these ideas guys! Thanks for stopping by TT! :)

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Yes Gypsy!!! Great idea! :)

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      Terrye Toombs 

      6 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      Gypsy, he should open up a sandwich shop where his specialty is Gourmet PB&J and the theme is Limericks! :) What do ya say, Josh? :)

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      lol I'm already thinking business ideas. Perhaps Josh's Gourmet Peanut Butter????

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so much Bill! We so should, good idea! :)

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      You are very welcome fpherj48! I am glad your life is complete! :)

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks for stopping by M as always, appreciate the support!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so much Snow! Right back at you!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Janine! :)

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      Bill Holland 

      6 years ago from Olympia, WA

      You and Mhatter should get together and write a limerick book! Well done nephew...love the humor.

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      Paula 

      6 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      I don't know how to thank you!! I've always wanted to know how to make a PB&J sandwich.........My life is complete!! lol Thanks Josh. UP++

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      Not Found 

      6 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      oh..my..J... lol :P your PB&J sandwich really rocks the wave!

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      snowdrops 

      6 years ago from The Second Star to the Right

      hahaha!! always amazing Josh! happy 4th of July.

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      Janine Huldie 

      6 years ago from New York, New York

      U re so welcome Josh. Happy 4th to u too Janine :)

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Aww, thanks so much Julie! I really appreciate it! Thanks for the vote and share! :) Have a Happy 4th!

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      Janine Huldie 

      6 years ago from New York, New York

      Loved that PB&J recipe. Josh, u truly have a great sense of humor and loved this as I seem to love everything that you write these days. Voted up and shared too my friend!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Haha ok sounds good! :)

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      Michelle Liew 

      6 years ago from Singapore

      Will leave my food review on your hub, Mr Limerick - Chef! Ciao, and good night!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Oh ok no worries at all :) I had assumed you read it, I only have one recipe hub, because I am a bad cook LOL It is the one on how to make a pb&j sandwich. Have a good night.

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      Michelle Liew 

      6 years ago from Singapore

      Not had the privilege of time to go through them yet,apologies! Been enjoying your poetry and limericks! Will pop by in a while!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      LOL, you all ready my recip hub, didn't you? :)

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      Michelle Liew 

      6 years ago from Singapore

      Ok. Will pop by your recipe hubs, Limerick Man, as directed! Yes sir!

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