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10 Funny Ways to be Unproductive on a Rainy Day (Or a Snowy Day!)

Updated on March 11, 2016

I know that everyone and their mother have found themselves bored on a rainy day. You want to be productive, but you say, "What's the use? I deserve to be able to sit around once in a while." So to help you out, I came up with a list of crazy unproductive things you can do in order to kill time. This way, you can be just as unproductive as me.

NOTE: Now obviously, I don't recommend doing the majority of things on my list, some come with consequences. This article is intended for entertainment purposes only.

The Top 10

  1. Google Yourself - It's just one of those things that everyone has to try. You never know what you're going to find. Maybe you'll find a super embarrassing picture of yourself. Maybe you'll learn something new about yourself that you didn't know. The possibilities are endless.
  2. Make Funny Faces in the Mirror - Remember when your parents used to tell you, 'Don't make funny faces because your face will get stuck like that'? Prove 'em wrong. Raise that eyebrow, make a stupid smile, laugh at yourself and shake your head in shame. No ones watching.
  3. Start a Rumor - Who is it that rubs you the wrong way? Perhaps it's your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend... or the other way around. Call someone and start a rumor. It can be about anything. STDs or cheating, your choice!
  4. Make a Fake Facebook Profile - Stalk your ex's and enemies in style with a fake Facebook profile. Did someone delete or block you off Facebook? Joke is on them.
  5. Prank Call your Neighbor - Or better yet, prank call the person in the next room if possible. The best part about this is that you're probably going to be the first person they tell about the prank. You have fun laughing to yourself.
  6. Scare your Roommate - Or maybe a family member. Hide around the corner and jump out. If you want to get fancy, clear out the fridge, hide inside, and video tape it. Hiding inside closets and cabinets are just as satisfying. Always have a cell phone handy in case they have a heart attack.
  7. Play World of Warcraft - This is probably the most unproductive thing you can do, period. Guide your elvin warrior through the forest of doom, and be confident that it's more of a waste of time than sitting and doing absolutely nothing.
  8. Teach yourself how 'Ta Douggie' - Everyone needs to know how to douggie. Hop on Youtube and search Cali Swag District. Go Douggie in the street if it tickles your fancy, just don't get hit by an ice cream truck.
  9. Youtube 'People getting hurt' - Watch these videos for about 20 minutes and it will be the equivalent to doing 200 sit-ups. Also, try youtube-ing 'people falling', people fall', etc. Trust me it's fun.
  10. Visit your Local Watering Hole - It's raining, why not get wet? Grab some friends and drown your problems. After all, how bad can it hurt?

Thank you so much for reading, I hope you enjoyed. Obviously I encourage productive rainy days, but I'd love to hear about the unproductive things you do on rainy days. Leave me a comment or at least some feedback!

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    • ArockDaNinja profile image
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      ArockDaNinja 5 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Thanks! I'm thinking about writing another similar article. It's been a while.

    • MarleneB profile image

      Marlene Bertrand 5 years ago from USA

      Hahahahaha! This really is funny. I like how you give additional disclaimers.

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      stylezink 6 years ago from Atlanta, GA.

      LOL, I admit, I'm guilty of a few of these when I'm bored. Funny hub!

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      Denise Handlon 6 years ago from North Carolina

      LOL ! I've done #5 to my nephew at least once; I've done #6 (sad to say this grown woman loves to do this-carry over from my growing up with two older brothers) so many times to soooo many roommates !! Funny...ejoyed.

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      Joanna McKenna 6 years ago from Central Oklahoma

      @Becky Katz: My kids and did something similar with a large paper grocery bag. Laid it on its side, let the cat wander in, then set it upright and see how long it took him to jump at one side with enough force to tip it over and get out. Yes, we were too easily entertained! ;D

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      ArockDaNinja 6 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Hahaha, thanks for the laugh, Becky.

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      Becky Katz 6 years ago from Hereford, AZ

      I have done some of these. Try putting a paper bag on the floor, wait for the cat to wander into it, roll the top of the bag down. Take it in and hand it to your room mate. I did this to my sister, have a camera ready. The reaction when the cat moves is priceless.

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      the pink umbrella 6 years ago from the darkened forest deep within me.

      nice. ................

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      Zabbella 6 years ago from NJ-USA

      I loved it!! Good idea about cell phone in #6..In Case YOU need help getting out!

      I have done a YouTube StarTrek bloopers marathon.(guilty pleasures)

      Ha! the irony of this...I'm READING it on a rainy day!

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      Joanna McKenna 6 years ago from Central Oklahoma

      ROTFLMAO!!! I have Googled myself! What an eye opener! But on the first rainy (and COOL) day OK has had in months, I'm "killing time" by roaming Hubpages and reading silly hubs... ;D

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      ArockDaNinja 6 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      tyeslater - You can Douggie???

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      tyeslater6 6 years ago from MN

      This is awesome! Sadly I've done just about all of those.

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      CWanamaker 6 years ago from Arizona

      Haha nice. I did number 9 the other day and totally agree with you.

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      ronhi 6 years ago from Kenya

      hahahaha....i did #1 and #4 some time ago...now i think i shud upgrade and try #6

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      Pete Fanning 6 years ago from Virginia

      Guilty of 1,2,5, 6, 8 and 9. I may need a life...

    • ArockDaNinja profile image
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      ArockDaNinja 6 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Thanks! Haha... You've got to love the warcraft suggestion, I think it's the funniest one.

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      FloraBreenRobison 6 years ago

      Congratulations on your hubnugget nomination. I've never heard of World of Witchcraft, but I have no doubt it is some kind of video game.

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      Recipe Gal 6 years ago

      Congrats on your nomination! I love the World of Warcraft suggestion by the way. It is raining here...I might just have to play today :)

    • ArockDaNinja profile image
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      ArockDaNinja 6 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Haha, and the irony is? I wrote this on a rainy day.

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      Michelle Simtoco 6 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

      Well for sure, with this announcement, you are not going to be unproductive...your hub has been nominated on the Hubnuggets! hahahah Yes, do tell your family and friends to vote for your hub as even non hubbers can vote. http://koffeeklatchgals.hubpages.com/hubnuggets6/h... Enjoy rainy days in fun ways -productive or unproductive they may be!

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      Paula 6 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      D I T T O..........

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      Linda Bilyeu 6 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Hi fpherj...I'd probably pass on the fridge! haha!!!

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      Paula 6 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Arock....funny hub. #6 is one of my favorites...but just one question. If we hide in the fridge, don't we have to HOPE someone gets hungry within a few minutes?? It could get pretty cold & lonely in there!! lol

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      Linda Bilyeu 6 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Fantastic suggestions!!!! I just did #1 ... I was actually looking for someone else and thought what the heck I'll google myself! I do #6 often also! LOL

      Looking forward to following you! :)

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