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10 Uses for an old photo of your ex

Updated on July 13, 2011

When revenge is the only thing that'll make you feel better!

 Okay, the ex is history, past, gone, over, figment of your imagination, never to be forgotten bad horrible experience.  You feel terrible and are wallowing in your self-pity.  You cry every time someone mentions your ex.  You sob hysterically when you see their photo.  Either that, or you glare menacingly when you happen upon their image.

Forget about 'Revenge is mine sayeth the Lord' that's been preached to you since the time you first stuck your head out and said, "Howdy Mum!"  'An eye for an eye' comes from the same book of wisdom.  Sometimes revenge is the only thing that'll make you feel better.  So, here are the top ten things you can do with the ex's photo.  Some might cost money to do, but believe you me, it'll be money well-spent.

Put their photo on the inside of the toilet seat or on the actual toilet seat itself.

Cut out the pictures of your ex and laminate them and stick them on the seat.  You'll feel good every time you sit down for a bowel movement.
Cut out the pictures of your ex and laminate them and stick them on the seat. You'll feel good every time you sit down for a bowel movement.
On the inside of the cover might be best for a man to put his ex's photo.  Remember to laminate first so that the urine splashes do not damage the print.
On the inside of the cover might be best for a man to put his ex's photo. Remember to laminate first so that the urine splashes do not damage the print.

Put their photo over the bulls eye part of a dartboard

Throwing darts at your ex's face is very good for relieving stress.
Throwing darts at your ex's face is very good for relieving stress.

Put their photo on a cushion you like to sit on.

You can either laminate a photo and glue it on to a favorite cushion you like to sit on, or if you have the money, get the ex's photo screen-printed on for a long lasting effect.
You can either laminate a photo and glue it on to a favorite cushion you like to sit on, or if you have the money, get the ex's photo screen-printed on for a long lasting effect.

Put their photo on Wanted Posters

This is great!  You can create your own fantastic 'Wanted Posters' with a digital copy of your ex's photo and Photoshop.  Stick on shop windows and on the walls next to ATM machines.
This is great! You can create your own fantastic 'Wanted Posters' with a digital copy of your ex's photo and Photoshop. Stick on shop windows and on the walls next to ATM machines.

Put your ex's photo on the doormat

This is well worth it every time you clean your shoes before entering your house.  It would be best to get this screen-printed on as the dirt from your shoes might mess the portrait.
This is well worth it every time you clean your shoes before entering your house. It would be best to get this screen-printed on as the dirt from your shoes might mess the portrait.
If you can't afford screen-printing, then print off a block poster of the photo and laminate each section.  This can double as a carpet runner where you can walk all over your ex.
If you can't afford screen-printing, then print off a block poster of the photo and laminate each section. This can double as a carpet runner where you can walk all over your ex.

Put their photo on a coaster

Use an old coaster, cut out photos of your ex and then cover the coaster in some kind of plastic contact or alternatively, varnish it.  Make sure you liberally spill your drink on the coaster.
Use an old coaster, cut out photos of your ex and then cover the coaster in some kind of plastic contact or alternatively, varnish it. Make sure you liberally spill your drink on the coaster.

Put their photo on the garage floor

Print off the photo as a block poster and laminate each section of the block poster.  Use special contact adhesive to stick it onto the garage floor.  You will achieve a certain orgasmic pleasure every time you drive over your ex to park your car.
Print off the photo as a block poster and laminate each section of the block poster. Use special contact adhesive to stick it onto the garage floor. You will achieve a certain orgasmic pleasure every time you drive over your ex to park your car.

Put their photo on a pooper scooper

Shovelling doggy doo into a pooper scooper with an image of your ex on it cures many woes.  Laminate the photo before sticking it on, in case some dog lifts its leg up against it and makes the ink run.
Shovelling doggy doo into a pooper scooper with an image of your ex on it cures many woes. Laminate the photo before sticking it on, in case some dog lifts its leg up against it and makes the ink run.

Put your ex's photo on the rubbish bin

Remember to laminate first so that rotting food juices do not destroy the quality of the print.
Remember to laminate first so that rotting food juices do not destroy the quality of the print.
Putting the photo on the rubbish bin will stop all urges of longing you might feel, as you will constantly be reminded that your ex is rubbish.
Putting the photo on the rubbish bin will stop all urges of longing you might feel, as you will constantly be reminded that your ex is rubbish.

Put your ex's photo on an online dating site

Create a profile for your ex and upload their photo.  Give their phone number and all their kinky likes and dislikes.  Sheepshagger.com is a great site to use.
Create a profile for your ex and upload their photo. Give their phone number and all their kinky likes and dislikes. Sheepshagger.com is a great site to use.

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      Cindy Vine 5 years ago from Cape Town

      Glad to bring a smile to your dial, Paddyboy!

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      This was funny. Thanks

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      Cindy Vine 6 years ago from Cape Town

      Perpetua the toilet seat is one of my favorites!

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      Perpeptua 6 years ago

      I like the toilet seat idea - something to aim for.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Samanths, lol, an excellent plan!

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      samanths 7 years ago

      i will make a tatto of him on my ass, so whenever i sit on toilet, will do the number 1.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah Brian, sometimes revenge does make you feel better, as if there was some kind of justice!

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      BrianFanslau 8 years ago from Eagan, MN

      Yeah can't say I've hated my ex but sure are good ideas for people I don't care for.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah RW, nothing like wiping your dirty shoes across the face of your ex!

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      Reynolds_Writing 8 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Very amusing! Like the doormat idea.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks TLD! I find your hubs fascinating!

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      Patrick Bernauw 8 years ago from Flanders (Belgium)

      I'm not to first, I see... to LOveryL with this one! I'm going to Stumble it!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      You are bad! lol

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      badbadgirl 8 years ago

      Shewer will lol

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Kia Ora and I'll see you around in many forms and shapes lol

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      matahari 8 years ago

      Kia Ora I knew you would spot me .......It'll be shape shifter next........I just have to keep ahead, hell u get around the cuisine in your life must be wondrous. My ultimate plan is to shift the forums into the Hubs, as you can see I have been successful to date. These days I am a newbie squid. As crazy as ever. People just take me way too seriously. Have a good night Cindy. Gotta keerp movin.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks for dropping by Prasetio

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      prasetio30 8 years ago from malang-indonesia

      thanks for share.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Definitely, Ethel

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      Eileen Kersey 8 years ago from Kingston-Upon-Hull

      Sweet revenge :)

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Oh yeah Sixty, watch ye back at all times lol

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      Clive Fagan 8 years ago from South Africa

      Hell hath no fury.... One needs to be careful of our ex'es.LOL

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      That is seriously good revenge, WW!

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      wittywriter 8 years ago from Concord New Hampshire

      No, Cindyvine, the best revenge was when the police department of my ex's town called me and told me that they were going to do a drug raid on my ex's house. They asked where he might hid his goods. I told them and other information they needed for other suspicious activity. He is serving time right now. Now that is revenge.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      lol Sixty, you want to keep them away not hanging around!

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      Clive Fagan 8 years ago from South Africa

      Great ideas Cindy but too much trouble for an ex who will hanging around at every turd ( i mean turn). LOL

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      yeah Greta, that one might be on the mingin side!

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      Greta Lieske 8 years ago

      Haha, the public toilet picture gives me the wiggims! Bad wiggims! :)

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      lol Greta, yeah sometimes I do talk a lot of poo, eh?

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      Greta Lieske 8 years ago

      ahhh...so much poo in one hub! funny!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Haha Liza that is fun, now that one I have tried!

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      LizaCarlson 8 years ago from Lincoln City, Oregon

      this is sooo great, thanks for the late night laughs

      gonna have to remember the profile on kinky dating sites... would love for my ex to be contacted by numerous NAMBLA members

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah Dori, using them for kindling is good. Pity we can't bottle the gas given off from the chemicals in the photos when we burn them, and spray the toxic fumes up his nose while he is sleeping.

      John, no pic is wasted!

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      John 8 years ago

      I knew all those photos were good for something!!!!!

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      fortunerep 8 years ago from North Carolina

      his pictures made great kindling for starting a fire. He was hell anyway, right?

      dori

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Pleasure, RedElf and if they work, tell us about it!

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      RedElf 8 years ago from Canada

      What a fabulous idea! I may just borrow some of these for my own 'coming out' party. Thanks for sharing.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Well Scott, maybe she's already on Hubpages and you don't know!

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      scottaye73 8 years ago from Michigan, USA

      Nice one!! I really like your humor!! (as long as my ex doesn't see this...lol)

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks Mezo

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      Motaz 8 years ago from Egypt

      lo0ol

      nice hub

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      I've decided not to copyright my ideas, Druneric. You may try them out! lol

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      Donna Runeric 8 years ago from Ohio

      Sheep Shagger?! What a scream! And what marvelous ideas!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      MMMMmmmmm know people from Bendigo, is that near Melbourne?

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      Peter 8 years ago from Australia

      No I live in Melbourne, the secret place that we don't tell anyone about until we get to know them.

      You did say you only wanted a cheap hotel. Nothing wrong with KC if you don't mind being mugged, solicited (for any purpose) ,see a strip show, etc. Just the place to take the kids. (if you wanted to sell them on the slave market) . See the taxi driver thought he was doing the right thing.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      lol Ag, actually that wasn't me, I think you were that smartarse Lebanese taxi driver that picked my kids and I up at the airport in Sydney and when I asked for good cheap hotel, he took us to King's Cross and my son got accosted by a transvestite while getting us take away pizza. Oops, maybe you were the transvestite!

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      Peter 8 years ago from Australia

      I yeah, now I remember, I gave you a dollar to buy a cup of coffee, just before my wallet got lifted. Nice cover that one. 

      Thanks very much , YOU know how much trouble that causes.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Ag who knows, I have been to Australia, maybe you were the guy cleaning the street I bumped into

      Thanks Janetta, glad it gave you a laugh! Laughing is the best medicine to cure any day's woes.

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      Janetta 8 years ago

      Too funny, Cindy. Too funny!! The humorous hubs are the best! If they make me laugh out loud like yours did, I'm a happy camper :)

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      Peter 8 years ago from Australia

      Have we met ?

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah!

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      Peter 8 years ago from Australia

      Oh yeah ?

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks Marcofratelli. Cleaning up the occasional oopsie will be worth it

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      marcofratelli 8 years ago from Australia

      THIS IS PURE GOLD! Such practical ideas too! I'd be careful with the image on the toilet idea though - you might have to clean up some 'oopsies' off that regularly, depending on the state of your emotions when you want to use the bathroom & see their face there...

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Janetta, the sheep daters website is a particlar favourite of mine as well and I hear that Bad Company has signed up for it already!

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      Janetta 8 years ago

      ROFL!! Too funny! My faves are the pooper scooper, the doormat and the sheep daters website!!! HAHAHA thanx for the laugh :)

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      lol MV, put hem on your toilet seat and you can sit on them when you have one!

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      MellasViews 8 years ago from Earth

      a way I get over exes is by imagining them taking a shit... it works every time.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks Crinkle, the ex usually spoke a lot of shyte anyway, so just shove it in the mouth!

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      crinkle 8 years ago from Philippines

      i love the pooper scooper idea! like shoving it in his mouth!

      great hub!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      True Joe, who knows what they might do to our photos lol

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      JoeM 8 years ago

      Adult Sheep Finder! That is just too funny.

      In all honesty though, we probably shouldn't do anything too terrible with our ex's photos because they probably have photos of us lying somewhere too. And if they find out what you have been doing to war could turn very badly for you!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks Nazishnasim!

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      nazishnasim 8 years ago

      Cindy

      Seriously, it's an amazing hub especially with the picture it epitomizes perfection. I thoroughly enjoyed it ! :D.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      have a good week BP!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Really I never knew that piece of trivia I would have thought of another part of the body.......the index finger LMAO

      Cya Cindy ya I have to work today too grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Don't get me excited so early in the morning, have to get ready for work cya

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      May just be able to revive you with my powerful tongue.....did you know the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body????...and stays erect constantly!!!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Dead???? Oh, were you the blow up doll someone stepped on with a high heel?

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Oh I was not dead completely, you know,kind of dead but not all dead

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah, I think so, much safer than the US. Jeez, watched CSI last night and its dangerous there!

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Yeah...quite quiet around here lately....googling Tanzania....is it safe there?

      As BP would say: Krikey...that's right next to Somalia...was gonna sail my boat over and surprise you...but afraid I'd be the one surprised....Yikes!!!! Pirates....Like that marauding BC.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      I move to Tanzania in July, so will be a little closer to your time zone, only about 6 hours ahead. No idea what's happened to any of the usual suspects.

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Where are you moving to??? I'd move there to China...and you'd just leave me behind.

      Anyone seen CC lately??

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah well, maybe you need to move into our time zone, I'm 2-3 hours behind BP

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      I can think of better ways to go!!! and ummmm yep ...could probably lick a bit of cheesecake off that cheesecake....but she wouldn't even enjoy it...since she's dead and all.

      And good morning to you two...been waiting all day for you to wake up...You sleep ...I'm awake....I sleep...you're awake.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      BP, how terribly sad that you dreamed you died. But even more tragic was the fact that the cheesecake got completely destroyed. I'm sure Blue and Captain Badheart would be prepared to clean all the cheesecake off your body and get it ready for the funeral.

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      someoneyouknow 8 years ago

      lol

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      I dreamed last night I was on this hammock under a palm tree and this set of hands that had no body was feeding my a big hunk of caramel cheesecake, ooooooooooo, and I was eating it so fast it was all over my face and in my hair, and after that I dived into a huge pool of strawberry cheesecake with a spoon in my hand, and I landed on a massive strawberry,went flying into a brick and died.What a way to go mmmmmmmmm

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      May, just keep grabbing your mom's laptop!

      Dianacharles, methods of revenge does take time and thought lol

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      dianacharles 8 years ago from India

      hahaha....really funny. You have certainly put a lot of thought into this....loved the pooper scooper and the doormat..

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      mayhmong 8 years ago from North Carolina

      Yeah, I'm back R. Blue. Feeling guilty for not being back on hub for so long. Plus skipping out on Sunday School. And no, I'm not quite in to the cheesecake. But all the other cakes will do. Mmmm...

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      gr8archer45 just published an excellent hub about making cheesecake with amazing cheescake pics on it and it has created this desire, this urge for me to devour cheesecake. BP and I

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Goog Morning all...Sin ...glad you made it back and guess I should be saying Good Night to you. Nice to have May back. Where you guys getting this cheesecake??

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Well, we miss you May, get yer laptop fixed!

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      mayhmong 8 years ago from North Carolina

      my laptops internet messed up! I'm just using my moms laptop for now....That's why I compiled a list of things that made me love hubbing!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      So what you been up to May, we've missed you around here

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      mayhmong 8 years ago from North Carolina

      Hmmm.....not a bad idea

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah May, or line your catty litter tray lol

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      mayhmong 8 years ago from North Carolina

      Don't have an ex yet. Sure would feel better if I can find the time to create photos of all those meanies in my life and sit on them!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Hi G, can't stop thinking about your cake, it ranks there with the german I met this weekend

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      gr8archer45 8 years ago from Pakistan

      Lolzz, you r still craving for my cake? BTW I absolutely love this huB!! its witty & states some really good ideas ;)

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      I can't believe it, I NEED that cheesecake!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      I think we should don a couple of balaclavas and go pinch some of that cake aghhhhhhhhhhhhh I am drooling still.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      lol Blue, have pasted your pic everywhere

      Tatjana, glad to have made you laugh!

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      Tatjana-Mihaela 8 years ago from Zadar, CROATIA

      Ha, ha, ha, ha.... It is very funny. It can be great for boosting self-esteem. Forgiving and forgetting can happen on the next level, huh?

      Well, I have just checked this AdultSpeepfinder.com...poor sheeps.

      Hillarious Hub, thanks for making me laugh.

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Now my photo will be looking up at that A.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      lol okay, am off to shower now, will check out that other hub later today, have to get moving and my A into G

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      I hate that time thing...can't we all just get along??

      Anyway, now you have something to aim at!!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      No, nodded off to sleep again, it is only 6.44am on a Sunday morning here you know!