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10 Uses for an old photo of your ex

Updated on July 13, 2011

When revenge is the only thing that'll make you feel better!

 Okay, the ex is history, past, gone, over, figment of your imagination, never to be forgotten bad horrible experience.  You feel terrible and are wallowing in your self-pity.  You cry every time someone mentions your ex.  You sob hysterically when you see their photo.  Either that, or you glare menacingly when you happen upon their image.

Forget about 'Revenge is mine sayeth the Lord' that's been preached to you since the time you first stuck your head out and said, "Howdy Mum!"  'An eye for an eye' comes from the same book of wisdom.  Sometimes revenge is the only thing that'll make you feel better.  So, here are the top ten things you can do with the ex's photo.  Some might cost money to do, but believe you me, it'll be money well-spent.

Put their photo on the inside of the toilet seat or on the actual toilet seat itself.

Cut out the pictures of your ex and laminate them and stick them on the seat.  You'll feel good every time you sit down for a bowel movement.
Cut out the pictures of your ex and laminate them and stick them on the seat. You'll feel good every time you sit down for a bowel movement.
On the inside of the cover might be best for a man to put his ex's photo.  Remember to laminate first so that the urine splashes do not damage the print.
On the inside of the cover might be best for a man to put his ex's photo. Remember to laminate first so that the urine splashes do not damage the print.

Put their photo over the bulls eye part of a dartboard

Throwing darts at your ex's face is very good for relieving stress.
Throwing darts at your ex's face is very good for relieving stress.

Put their photo on a cushion you like to sit on.

You can either laminate a photo and glue it on to a favorite cushion you like to sit on, or if you have the money, get the ex's photo screen-printed on for a long lasting effect.
You can either laminate a photo and glue it on to a favorite cushion you like to sit on, or if you have the money, get the ex's photo screen-printed on for a long lasting effect.

Put their photo on Wanted Posters

This is great!  You can create your own fantastic 'Wanted Posters' with a digital copy of your ex's photo and Photoshop.  Stick on shop windows and on the walls next to ATM machines.
This is great! You can create your own fantastic 'Wanted Posters' with a digital copy of your ex's photo and Photoshop. Stick on shop windows and on the walls next to ATM machines.

Put your ex's photo on the doormat

This is well worth it every time you clean your shoes before entering your house.  It would be best to get this screen-printed on as the dirt from your shoes might mess the portrait.
This is well worth it every time you clean your shoes before entering your house. It would be best to get this screen-printed on as the dirt from your shoes might mess the portrait.
If you can't afford screen-printing, then print off a block poster of the photo and laminate each section.  This can double as a carpet runner where you can walk all over your ex.
If you can't afford screen-printing, then print off a block poster of the photo and laminate each section. This can double as a carpet runner where you can walk all over your ex.

Put their photo on a coaster

Use an old coaster, cut out photos of your ex and then cover the coaster in some kind of plastic contact or alternatively, varnish it.  Make sure you liberally spill your drink on the coaster.
Use an old coaster, cut out photos of your ex and then cover the coaster in some kind of plastic contact or alternatively, varnish it. Make sure you liberally spill your drink on the coaster.

Put their photo on the garage floor

Print off the photo as a block poster and laminate each section of the block poster.  Use special contact adhesive to stick it onto the garage floor.  You will achieve a certain orgasmic pleasure every time you drive over your ex to park your car.
Print off the photo as a block poster and laminate each section of the block poster. Use special contact adhesive to stick it onto the garage floor. You will achieve a certain orgasmic pleasure every time you drive over your ex to park your car.

Put their photo on a pooper scooper

Shovelling doggy doo into a pooper scooper with an image of your ex on it cures many woes.  Laminate the photo before sticking it on, in case some dog lifts its leg up against it and makes the ink run.
Shovelling doggy doo into a pooper scooper with an image of your ex on it cures many woes. Laminate the photo before sticking it on, in case some dog lifts its leg up against it and makes the ink run.

Put your ex's photo on the rubbish bin

Remember to laminate first so that rotting food juices do not destroy the quality of the print.
Remember to laminate first so that rotting food juices do not destroy the quality of the print.
Putting the photo on the rubbish bin will stop all urges of longing you might feel, as you will constantly be reminded that your ex is rubbish.
Putting the photo on the rubbish bin will stop all urges of longing you might feel, as you will constantly be reminded that your ex is rubbish.

Put your ex's photo on an online dating site

Create a profile for your ex and upload their photo.  Give their phone number and all their kinky likes and dislikes.  Sheepshagger.com is a great site to use.
Create a profile for your ex and upload their photo. Give their phone number and all their kinky likes and dislikes. Sheepshagger.com is a great site to use.

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      shamelabboush 7 years ago

      Hahahaha, I like most the doormat idea. Very funny.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Great Shamel, just think of all that stuff you can rub off your feet onto your ex!

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      But you love bad bad ladies, don't you Badcompany?

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      TheSandman 7 years ago

      Well I have found the right one now, but I wish I had read this Hub about 25 years ago, where were you when I needed you ?....Great Hub.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Lol Sandman, so which one will you use for the ex's photo?

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      shamelabboush 7 years ago

      Hi cindy, I will believe me :):)

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Lol Shamel, isn't revenge so sweet?

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      Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

      Oh move on Cindy! *whispers* was he really that bad?! LOL :D

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Worse Cris, but I was moved on years ago. just trying to help others out with my creative ideas and plans lol. Which one would you like to try?

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      Peter 7 years ago from Australia

      I was only joking cindy, you can keep the cat, oh, and the house !

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      lol Agvulpes, ay, don't give in so easily. Where's some fight and spunk?

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      Peter 7 years ago from Australia

      Oh ,you wanna fight an see some spunk, i might just do a reciprical hub

      so there. (Ag pokes out tongue.)

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Bring it on baby, can't wait, says she, blowing into her boxing gloves.

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      Hawkesdream 7 years ago from Cornwall

      I like the toilet seat and the pooper scooper, where were you when I needed you, lol

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      Peter 7 years ago from Australia

      ok what is this queensbury rules ?

      youll have to wait while i have a sleep, deal?

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Hawke - yeah I could take pleasure using the toilet with the ex's picture on the seat

      Ag - Springbok rugby scrum rules, okay?

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      Wendy Iturrizaga 7 years ago from France

      I think that anyone's photo on my toilet sit would end up getting me constipated LOL

      Why not put his photo in one of those Central London telephone booths, and add his phone number and a note like "gay fun? call me" ;-)

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Princessa, excellent idea. Will make that number 11 on the things to do with an ex's photo

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      Wendy Iturrizaga 7 years ago from France

      LOL not that I would ever do anything like that ... but one has to prepare herself for any eventualities :)

      BTW, if you work/study in the same place you could make up something similar to the "wanted poster" but advertising products for erectile dysfunction!

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Hey Princessa, you have some great idea mmmmerectile disfunction poster.  Love that!

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      Wendy Iturrizaga 7 years ago from France

      that's nothing... that's only a couple of ideas in a "good mood day".  Imagine what I could come up with in a bad day ;-)

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      lol, yeah this was my feel good day hub. Imagine when I have PMT what I can do, says she, rubbing her hands and chuckling with glee.

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      C. C. Riter 7 years ago

      Oh yer desperately wicked you

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Tee hee hee CC

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      C. C. Riter 7 years ago

      tee hee who? you that's who! LOL I got to go

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      What CC, is it a 'Stop the world I need to pee' moment?

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      Lgali 7 years ago

      LOl very funny ideas good hub

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks Lgali, feel free to try some of them out. i didn't copyright them.

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      sheenarobins 7 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

      hahahah. I like to put it in the dart board. I love spongebob too much, Cind! Funny, hilarious as always.

      I think I like your sense o humor better than the sausage. I don't mind extra. LOL

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks Sheena, you can keep spongebob for your back and the ex for your butt

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      marisuewrites 7 years ago from USA

      Cindy, you need help. but I love the way you think!!! =)) too funny, really enjoyed this....

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Er...thanks Marisue, er I think. lol Glad you enjoyed it!

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      LAmatadora 7 years ago

      loved it!!!

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      Wanderlust 7 years ago from New York City

      very funny :)

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      TheSandman 7 years ago

      For the long lost Ex, I think the dart board, I'd love to circle her with little pin pricks, but it's been so long that I don't really care, But how about a banner that says, I'd rather have a sheep LMAO

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Lamatadora, thanks for dropping by!

      Wanderlust, glad it gave you a smile

      Sandman, a sheep doesn't answer you back. Ask all the kiwis and Aussies on this site.

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      Peter 7 years ago from Australia

      Hmm I'm picking up some good ideas here. Watch your back amigo.

      So eye gouging and squirrel grips are in. OK.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah, and even that league guy's move, the one where he stuck his finger up another's bum. That's allowed too. Or is that only the Kiwis that do that?

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Hahaha Cindy oh this is right up my alley, as i had been using my exes pic on my dart board. Omg that pic of that toilet LMAO woo hooo, just while I was eating hahahaha.Great job

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      Becki Rizzuti 7 years ago from Indiana, USA

      I love the sheep shagger, Cindy!

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      I"m putting a toilet brush in the mail as I speak ahahahahahahahaha

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      Peter 7 years ago from Australia

      Wow I must remember in my next life not to marry any of you guys.

      Sheep shagger indeed ! On the other hand it is possibly an improvement. LOL

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Harsh words, Ag, fighting words. Prepare to be punished!

      BP, yeah I think sitting on my ex's face while I relieve myself of excess body fluids is most appealing!

      EM, don't say you love Sheepshaggers too close to AG, he might get excited!

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      goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

      I guess someone has some pent up anger!

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      Shirley Anderson 7 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      You've come up with some great ideas, Cindy! I honestly don't think I'd want his pic on the toilet seat, that would be creepy somehow.

      Not sure that I could pick just one of these, they all have such potential.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Oh no pent up anger GT, just revenge!

      Shirley, it is hard to choose.....and Princessa has come up with some more ideas...

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Oh Good Golly Miss Molly!!! I love the pooper scooper and the toilet, well actually I love them all what a grand idea, maybe I should share this with one of my girlfriends who recently divorced. :) FYI: I am working on that e-mail..:)

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks AE, yeah, send it on, might give her a smile!

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      Cindy Lawson 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

      LOL, excellent suggestions all round, but loved the toilet seat one especially :)

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah Misty, am partial to that one myself

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      Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States

      I like the doormat. Ya, grind your heel in his face. Oo, that must feel good.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      or drive your car over his head lol

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      MotherHubber 7 years ago from Southern California

      The shredder is satisfying, and makes a neat sound as you watch their face split apart into tiny little pieces. Kind of like what you'd want to do in real life, only without all the messy legal implications.

      Good Hub topic!

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      Peter 7 years ago from Australia

      I'm workin on it, just want you springbok to sweat a bit .

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      Amanda Severn 7 years ago from UK

      A friend of mine made a wax doll, stuck her ex's photo on the head, then set to work with the pins! I don't think her voodoo actually worked, but it gave her a lot of satisfaction! LOL!

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      Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia

      Cindy, all of these are fantastic ideas! I don't know which one I like best, but the toilet seat is a particularly wonderful idea! Thanks for the major chuckles! :D

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      R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

      Hey Sin....you forgot to place the photo in a public restroom (same sex) and put his phone # on it and say for a good time call....

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Blue, send me a photo, love the restroom idea

      Pam, go the toilet seat!

      Amanda, kind of like the voodoo doll

      MH, shredder is short term only, prefer long term revenge

      Ag, bring it on baby, am waiting for you!

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      R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

      Sin...I never knew we broke up...and now you're wanting my pic :-(

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      kea 7 years ago

      Whoa....you're so mean. I'm scared.

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      Whikat 7 years ago

      Cindy, You are my hero! These are great ideas. I was wondering, do you think the lamination would hold up on the bottom of the cat litter box? On second thought that would give me an excuse not to clean it. I guess I will have to try and put a poster in my yard and train my dog to pee on it. :-) Thanks for the tips.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Blue, only want your pic to stare at your pentrating blue eyes

      Kea, don't be scared, I'm quite nice, really

      Whikat, absolutely love the catty litter box lining idea!

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      R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

      Sin...I know you....you're going to put me at the bottom of the toilet.....but the joke's on you....I'll be looking up at your business every time you sit down.....and then it's golden showers and worse. I'm off for coffee....BRB

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Omigod, I better powder my puff then and blowdry it in a cunning style!

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      R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

      OK..I'm back....only took 2 hours to get coffee...everyone wanted to chat. Send me an e-mail and I'll fulfill your request...but then I'll have to travel all the way to China and kill you. Was thinking the other day what a small world its becoming....when you and BP and bad and I were having our chat...it was Me in the US...You in China BC in Ireland and BP in Australia....friggin awesome.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah Blue, is amazing we are managing to connect with all our time differences! But why do you have to kill me?

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      R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

      The Identity issue.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      ah, serious spy stuff eh? If I know who you are you have to kill me

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      R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

      I'll be very gentle.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Killing me softly with your song, wasn't that a Roberta Flack song?

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      R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

      How'd you know I like to sing??? Yep that was a good one...late 70's maybe early 80's.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      I know all about you Blue...Be afraid, be very afraid....

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      R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

      You want that pic or not? I made one special for you.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      ok, email to me, then kill me slowly all night long lol

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      R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

      Can't attach..you e-mail first....and no sharing.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      okey dokey

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      R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

      You pass out or just bust a gut laughing??

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      No, nodded off to sleep again, it is only 6.44am on a Sunday morning here you know!

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      R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

      I hate that time thing...can't we all just get along??

      Anyway, now you have something to aim at!!

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      lol okay, am off to shower now, will check out that other hub later today, have to get moving and my A into G

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      R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

      Now my photo will be looking up at that A.

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      Tatjana-Mihaela 7 years ago from Zadar, CROATIA

      Ha, ha, ha, ha.... It is very funny. It can be great for boosting self-esteem. Forgiving and forgetting can happen on the next level, huh?

      Well, I have just checked this AdultSpeepfinder.com...poor sheeps.

      Hillarious Hub, thanks for making me laugh.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      lol Blue, have pasted your pic everywhere

      Tatjana, glad to have made you laugh!

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      I think we should don a couple of balaclavas and go pinch some of that cake aghhhhhhhhhhhhh I am drooling still.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      I can't believe it, I NEED that cheesecake!

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      gr8archer45 7 years ago from Pakistan

      Lolzz, you r still craving for my cake? BTW I absolutely love this huB!! its witty & states some really good ideas ;)

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Hi G, can't stop thinking about your cake, it ranks there with the german I met this weekend

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      mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina

      Don't have an ex yet. Sure would feel better if I can find the time to create photos of all those meanies in my life and sit on them!

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah May, or line your catty litter tray lol

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      mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina

      Hmmm.....not a bad idea

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      So what you been up to May, we've missed you around here

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      mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina

      my laptops internet messed up! I'm just using my moms laptop for now....That's why I compiled a list of things that made me love hubbing!

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Well, we miss you May, get yer laptop fixed!

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      R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

      Goog Morning all...Sin ...glad you made it back and guess I should be saying Good Night to you. Nice to have May back. Where you guys getting this cheesecake??

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      gr8archer45 just published an excellent hub about making cheesecake with amazing cheescake pics on it and it has created this desire, this urge for me to devour cheesecake. BP and I

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      mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina

      Yeah, I'm back R. Blue. Feeling guilty for not being back on hub for so long. Plus skipping out on Sunday School. And no, I'm not quite in to the cheesecake. But all the other cakes will do. Mmmm...

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      dianacharles 7 years ago from India

      hahaha....really funny. You have certainly put a lot of thought into this....loved the pooper scooper and the doormat..

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      May, just keep grabbing your mom's laptop!

      Dianacharles, methods of revenge does take time and thought lol

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      I dreamed last night I was on this hammock under a palm tree and this set of hands that had no body was feeding my a big hunk of caramel cheesecake, ooooooooooo, and I was eating it so fast it was all over my face and in my hair, and after that I dived into a huge pool of strawberry cheesecake with a spoon in my hand, and I landed on a massive strawberry,went flying into a brick and died.What a way to go mmmmmmmmm

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      someoneyouknow 7 years ago

      lol

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      BP, how terribly sad that you dreamed you died. But even more tragic was the fact that the cheesecake got completely destroyed. I'm sure Blue and Captain Badheart would be prepared to clean all the cheesecake off your body and get it ready for the funeral.

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      R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

      I can think of better ways to go!!! and ummmm yep ...could probably lick a bit of cheesecake off that cheesecake....but she wouldn't even enjoy it...since she's dead and all.

      And good morning to you two...been waiting all day for you to wake up...You sleep ...I'm awake....I sleep...you're awake.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah well, maybe you need to move into our time zone, I'm 2-3 hours behind BP

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      R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

      Where are you moving to??? I'd move there to China...and you'd just leave me behind.

      Anyone seen CC lately??

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      I move to Tanzania in July, so will be a little closer to your time zone, only about 6 hours ahead. No idea what's happened to any of the usual suspects.

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      R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

      Yeah...quite quiet around here lately....googling Tanzania....is it safe there?

      As BP would say: Krikey...that's right next to Somalia...was gonna sail my boat over and surprise you...but afraid I'd be the one surprised....Yikes!!!! Pirates....Like that marauding BC.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah, I think so, much safer than the US. Jeez, watched CSI last night and its dangerous there!

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Oh I was not dead completely, you know,kind of dead but not all dead

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Dead???? Oh, were you the blow up doll someone stepped on with a high heel?

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      R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

      May just be able to revive you with my powerful tongue.....did you know the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body????...and stays erect constantly!!!

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Don't get me excited so early in the morning, have to get ready for work cya

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Really I never knew that piece of trivia I would have thought of another part of the body.......the index finger LMAO

      Cya Cindy ya I have to work today too grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      have a good week BP!

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      nazishnasim 7 years ago

      Cindy

      Seriously, it's an amazing hub especially with the picture it epitomizes perfection. I thoroughly enjoyed it ! :D.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks Nazishnasim!

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      JoeM 7 years ago

      Adult Sheep Finder! That is just too funny.

      In all honesty though, we probably shouldn't do anything too terrible with our ex's photos because they probably have photos of us lying somewhere too. And if they find out what you have been doing to war could turn very badly for you!

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      True Joe, who knows what they might do to our photos lol

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      crinkle 7 years ago from Philippines

      i love the pooper scooper idea! like shoving it in his mouth!

      great hub!

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks Crinkle, the ex usually spoke a lot of shyte anyway, so just shove it in the mouth!

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      MellasViews 7 years ago from Earth

      a way I get over exes is by imagining them taking a shit... it works every time.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      lol MV, put hem on your toilet seat and you can sit on them when you have one!

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      Janetta 7 years ago

      ROFL!! Too funny! My faves are the pooper scooper, the doormat and the sheep daters website!!! HAHAHA thanx for the laugh :)

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Janetta, the sheep daters website is a particlar favourite of mine as well and I hear that Bad Company has signed up for it already!

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      marcofratelli 7 years ago from Australia

      THIS IS PURE GOLD! Such practical ideas too! I'd be careful with the image on the toilet idea though - you might have to clean up some 'oopsies' off that regularly, depending on the state of your emotions when you want to use the bathroom & see their face there...

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks Marcofratelli. Cleaning up the occasional oopsie will be worth it

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      Peter 7 years ago from Australia

      Oh yeah ?

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah!

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      Peter 7 years ago from Australia

      Have we met ?

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      Janetta 7 years ago

      Too funny, Cindy. Too funny!! The humorous hubs are the best! If they make me laugh out loud like yours did, I'm a happy camper :)

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Ag who knows, I have been to Australia, maybe you were the guy cleaning the street I bumped into

      Thanks Janetta, glad it gave you a laugh! Laughing is the best medicine to cure any day's woes.

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      Peter 7 years ago from Australia

      I yeah, now I remember, I gave you a dollar to buy a cup of coffee, just before my wallet got lifted. Nice cover that one. 

      Thanks very much , YOU know how much trouble that causes.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      lol Ag, actually that wasn't me, I think you were that smartarse Lebanese taxi driver that picked my kids and I up at the airport in Sydney and when I asked for good cheap hotel, he took us to King's Cross and my son got accosted by a transvestite while getting us take away pizza. Oops, maybe you were the transvestite!

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      Peter 7 years ago from Australia

      No I live in Melbourne, the secret place that we don't tell anyone about until we get to know them.

      You did say you only wanted a cheap hotel. Nothing wrong with KC if you don't mind being mugged, solicited (for any purpose) ,see a strip show, etc. Just the place to take the kids. (if you wanted to sell them on the slave market) . See the taxi driver thought he was doing the right thing.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      MMMMmmmmm know people from Bendigo, is that near Melbourne?

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      Donna Runeric 7 years ago from Ohio

      Sheep Shagger?! What a scream! And what marvelous ideas!

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      I've decided not to copyright my ideas, Druneric. You may try them out! lol

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      Motaz 7 years ago from Egypt

      lo0ol

      nice hub

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks Mezo

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      scottaye73 7 years ago from Michigan, USA

      Nice one!! I really like your humor!! (as long as my ex doesn't see this...lol)

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Well Scott, maybe she's already on Hubpages and you don't know!

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      RedElf 7 years ago from Canada

      What a fabulous idea! I may just borrow some of these for my own 'coming out' party. Thanks for sharing.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Pleasure, RedElf and if they work, tell us about it!

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      fortunerep 7 years ago from North Carolina

      his pictures made great kindling for starting a fire. He was hell anyway, right?

      dori

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      John 7 years ago

      I knew all those photos were good for something!!!!!

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah Dori, using them for kindling is good. Pity we can't bottle the gas given off from the chemicals in the photos when we burn them, and spray the toxic fumes up his nose while he is sleeping.

      John, no pic is wasted!

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      LizaCarlson 7 years ago from Lincoln City, Oregon

      this is sooo great, thanks for the late night laughs

      gonna have to remember the profile on kinky dating sites... would love for my ex to be contacted by numerous NAMBLA members

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Haha Liza that is fun, now that one I have tried!

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      Greta Lieske 7 years ago

      ahhh...so much poo in one hub! funny!

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      lol Greta, yeah sometimes I do talk a lot of poo, eh?

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      Greta Lieske 7 years ago

      Haha, the public toilet picture gives me the wiggims! Bad wiggims! :)

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      yeah Greta, that one might be on the mingin side!

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      sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

      Great ideas Cindy but too much trouble for an ex who will hanging around at every turd ( i mean turn). LOL

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      lol Sixty, you want to keep them away not hanging around!

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      wittywriter 7 years ago from Concord New Hampshire

      No, Cindyvine, the best revenge was when the police department of my ex's town called me and told me that they were going to do a drug raid on my ex's house. They asked where he might hid his goods. I told them and other information they needed for other suspicious activity. He is serving time right now. Now that is revenge.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      That is seriously good revenge, WW!

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      sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

      Hell hath no fury.... One needs to be careful of our ex'es.LOL

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Oh yeah Sixty, watch ye back at all times lol

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      Eileen Kersey 7 years ago from Kingston-Upon-Hull

      Sweet revenge :)

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Definitely, Ethel

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      prasetio30 7 years ago from malang-indonesia

      thanks for share.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks for dropping by Prasetio

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      matahari 7 years ago

      Kia Ora I knew you would spot me .......It'll be shape shifter next........I just have to keep ahead, hell u get around the cuisine in your life must be wondrous. My ultimate plan is to shift the forums into the Hubs, as you can see I have been successful to date. These days I am a newbie squid. As crazy as ever. People just take me way too seriously. Have a good night Cindy. Gotta keerp movin.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Kia Ora and I'll see you around in many forms and shapes lol

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      badbadgirl 7 years ago

      Shewer will lol

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      You are bad! lol

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      Patrick Bernauw 7 years ago from Flanders (Belgium)

      I'm not to first, I see... to LOveryL with this one! I'm going to Stumble it!

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks TLD! I find your hubs fascinating!

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      Reynolds_Writing 7 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Very amusing! Like the doormat idea.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah RW, nothing like wiping your dirty shoes across the face of your ex!

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      BrianFanslau 7 years ago from Eagan, MN

      Yeah can't say I've hated my ex but sure are good ideas for people I don't care for.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah Brian, sometimes revenge does make you feel better, as if there was some kind of justice!

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      samanths 7 years ago

      i will make a tatto of him on my ass, so whenever i sit on toilet, will do the number 1.

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Samanths, lol, an excellent plan!

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      Perpeptua 5 years ago

      I like the toilet seat idea - something to aim for.

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      Cindy Vine 5 years ago from Cape Town

      Perpetua the toilet seat is one of my favorites!

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      This was funny. Thanks

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      Cindy Vine 5 years ago from Cape Town

      Glad to bring a smile to your dial, Paddyboy!

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