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100% Accurate Fortune Teller (limerick)

Updated on February 16, 2013

Soothsayer what do your cards say

Of future that’s coming my way

My brain could be thinner

But I picked a winner

She said I’d eat dinner today


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      Stephen 21 months ago

      All to true..

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      And just how will that dinner be served??????

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      Live To Write 5 years ago from Phoenix, Az.

      I love you way with words my friend... and your choice in fortune tellers... lol

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      ignugent17 5 years ago

      I do hope she enjoys the food. :-)

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Martin.. oh so cute my friend..

      blessings Martin


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      SkeetyD 5 years ago

      Another awesome limerick

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Just delightful and amusing.

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      Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Bingo...dinner's served. Thanks for another smile

      Have a lovely evening Sending you many Angels :) ps

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Dinner is always good.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Way to go Martin.....Good one!

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Well, Martin, thanks to the fine limerick above,

      We've learned that your stomach is the seat of your love.

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      Money well spent LOL:-))

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      Bill Blackburn 5 years ago from Twentynine Palms, California

      Ahhh... the way to a man's heart via the prognosticator! Wonderful limerick Martin!

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Yummy! One less worry.

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      Tim Mitchell 5 years ago from Escondido, CA

      I love it. It says more of not than naught assuredly. Attention is drawn likened to that power - attraction, yet more mystic is discovered with revealing truths from afar, though of neighbor. A giggle is offered with the gnosis of break-fast, being of fave, maybe teatime, a watch, and that rascally old friend, a nod is offered - smile . . . more diamond than the other.

      Thank you for the limerick, of which much is known.


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      deergha 5 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

      Ha ha ha.....nice one Mhatter as do rock:-)

      Shares.....across sure

      Votes up +++++

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      You keep coming up Aces....very nice!

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Smart thinking on her part. Another winner Martin!