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101 Ways to Say Shut Up

Updated on October 23, 2012
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1. Shut Up

2. Shush

3. I will give ten dollars keep quiet

4. Is there any point for this?

5. Is there any mental asylum

6. I am sorry I asked you

7. Okay I get it

8. OMG! Stop Taking!

9. I hope you get cramp in your tongue

10. Do you have cheek bones?

11. The power of Christ compels you.

12. Be Quiet.

13. Shut your mouth

14. Cut it out

15. Shut your pie hole

16. Just knock it off?

17. Blah Blah Blah and Blah-Blah

18. Oh! This history class.

19. Shut your yappers

20. Zip it

21. Silence`

22. Have I annoyed you before?

23. You have a problem...

24. What kind of noise? Is this?

25. Where is the remote? I forgot to press mute

26. Do you talk when you sleep?

27. I also got constitutional right to speak.

28. A year later…

29. Seriously, tell this to some body else!

30. Oh No! I missed Charlie Chaplin movie.

31. Shut your beak!

32. Do you wanna eat?

33. I am going to kick you if you don’t shut up

34. That’s why I do watch daily soaps.

35. You are wasting my time!

36. Besides Talking! What actually you do?

37. I would like to throw my shoe at you if you don't stop talking!

38. So, Have you planned this already?

39. Your hurting my ears!

40. Shut that hole in your face!

41. Is possible to shut your mouth, even for two seconds?

42. Your dad's the energizer bunny isn't he? Because you are keep talking and talking!

43. Oh how I wish I were deaf!

44. My earphone got noise cancellers

45. Your mom must be so proud of your social skills

46. Do you like the sound of your on voice?

47. You are quite a chatter box.

48. Somebody forget to mute that loudspeaker

49. My ears are taunting me!

50. Is that way! You Punish

51. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

52. Do you breathe?

53. I'd hate to hear you in your sleep, no offence.

54. Where is my surgeon knife? I just want to check your vocal chords.

55. That’s why I read summary in the history book.

56. Volume needs to go off.

57. Do me favor! You can do this in front of my enemies.

58. Is it Talk Show. I wanna paid for this.

59. Cut the Crap or I will do it for you.

60. Okay, I love in all, but enough is enough!

61. Umm, not to be rude, but I really don't care!

62. I should have brought a blanket.

63. Do you plan on stopping anytime soon?

64. At this rate, Haley's comet will be here in no time!

65. I think you might break the world record for world longest talker!

66. This is new Gunnies World Record for Talking!

67. Just stop!

68. All I hear is jibber jabber!

69. It just goes in one ear in out the other anyway?

70. Give me S, Give me H, Give me U, Give me T and then add UP!

71. You should get PhD for Talking

72. Oh how I wish I were deaf!

73. Oh to be Helen Keller!

74. Have you drunk magic water?

75. Is pleading really going to be necessary?

76. I check is there any remuneration of damage due to constant hearing

77. Are you practicing for Gold medal in Olympics for Talking?

78. Can I cut you off right there?

79. You know I am just going to forget everything anyway right?

80. I need three tapes to record this much.

81. Hush up!

82. That’s why I love pets. Because they don’t make unnecessary noise.

83. Do you take drugs before you start talking?

84. These telephone operators talk too much.

85. I just about enough of your incessant jabbering!

86. Do you have an off button?

87. Talk to yourself, not me.

88. Talk to my hands, not me.

89. Really? You still want to talk.

90. Your driving me nuts with all the talky!

91. How is it humanly possible to talk that much?

92. I'm sorry what? I routed out the last hour, sorry!

93. Just because you have no life. That doesn't mean I am going to waste mine, listening to you!

94. Could you wrap this up? Please!

95. I think I hear my mom calling.

96. Sorry I got call from my Ex.

97. Happy! Want to say anything more

98. Stop talking to me! Please! I will do anything.

99. Do I need to pay ransom? To zip your mouth.

100. Finished?

101 That’s it.

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      Saj Daniel 

      6 months ago

      i suggest you turn that play button on you mouth to a stop and then record

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      Mabns 

      8 months ago

      We can sing together, can't talk together.

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      Kip Messer 

      10 months ago

      Close the sphinctor hole in your face, your stinking up the place

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      2 years ago

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      qjb 

      2 years ago

      bruh that was funny also i am related to fetty wap

      ya baby

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      jakai 

      2 years ago

      my sister talks way too much so i will be using that information and that was funny

    • profile image

      Hehe 

      4 years ago

      You forgot this one:

      Aww you look so pretty when you close you lips. You should do it more often

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      Samspeaks 

      5 years ago

      your not waiting for the same bus as I am,are you?

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      paldn 

      6 years ago

      hahah great !!!

    • ubanichijioke profile image

      Alexander Thandi Ubani 

      7 years ago from Lagos

      Hilarious! Funny is an understatement. I laughed throught. You ve done well

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      Jennuhlee 

      7 years ago from Pennsylvania

      lol, brilliant:]

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      KMattox 

      7 years ago from USA

      That was funny! How about Ahhhh Shadddup!

    • annieloulaurel profile image

      annieloulaurel 

      7 years ago

      Good thinking! What a nice idea to learn.

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      Erica Sanchez 

      7 years ago from California

      This was hillarious I was laughing all the way through had my mascara running!!! Thanks Hemu

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      MrDSpade2 

      7 years ago

      Yeah, that was funny as hell, but 43 and 72 have something in common, great hub though, thehemu.

    • thehemu profile imageAUTHOR

      thehemu 

      7 years ago from New Delhi, India

      thanks Randy for adding more spice and flavors and thanks Nell for reading.

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      Randy Behavior 

      7 years ago from Near the Ocean

      My daughter is a chatter box. I've been known to say these:

      Ding! your turn is up.

      O.K. Chatty Cathy its time to cut your string.

      Hon you're not gonna have any words left for tomorrow.

      Silence is golden... seriously I'll pay you.

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      Nell Rose 

      7 years ago from England

      Hi, really funny, thanks nell

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      Millenium 

      7 years ago

      Good ones! I enjoyed this hub.

    • thehemu profile imageAUTHOR

      thehemu 

      7 years ago from New Delhi, India

      love to talk on shutting many abnoxious thing. But now i am working on shutting up my semester ghost. XD

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      neeleshkulkarni 

      7 years ago from new delhi

      we must meet and have a longgggggggggggggg discussion on shutting up FAST.LOLLLL

    • thehemu profile imageAUTHOR

      thehemu 

      7 years ago from New Delhi, India

      thanks offeritem,

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      offeritem 

      7 years ago

      This was entertaining.

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