ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

20 Great quotes on cars

Updated on September 27, 2012
The car is a symbol of status for many.
The car is a symbol of status for many.

Car life

For some Americans, owning a car is a symbol of prestige and status that transports them to their daily car life heaven. They are lost without it. A moment in the sun means having the rooftop down on a black Mercedes, radio blasting while cruising through the Wal-mart parking lot.

Cars are used for recreation, work, smuggling (drugs as well as humans), high speed chases and the inevitable high speed crash. The following quotes should provide a few thoughts, and maybe a chuckle or two, on the highs and lows of that ravaging four-wheeled machine.


Conflict in car heaven :

1 - “Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.” - Tom Arnold

2 - “I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake.” - J. D. Salinger

3 - “Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners”. - E. Joseph Cossman

4 - “I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money.” - Sammy Davis, Jr.

5 - “I think we have to act like stars because it is expected of us. So we drive our big cars and live in our smart houses.” - Maurice Gibb

And then came the high speed chase:

6 - “I'm enjoying the money, the big house, the cars; what ghetto kid wouldn't?” - O. J. Simpson

7 - “I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.” - Erma Bombeck


About that car love:

8 - “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG.” - Bill Gates

9 - “No illusion is more crucial than the illusion that great success and huge money buy you immunity from the common ills of mankind, such as cars that won't start.” - Larry McMurtry

10 - “Some ways of using our thinking are really inspiring. There are people who use their thinking to race cars. People use their thinking to build rockets to the moon. It's all just a use of your thinking.” - Michael Nesmith

11 - “The greatest pleasure when I started making money was not buying cars or yachts but finding myself able to have as many freshly typed drafts as possible.” - Gore Vidal

12 - “There is a spiritual hunger in the world today - and it cannot be satisfied by better cars on longer credit terms.” - Adlai E. Stevenson

13 - “We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.” - Will Rogers

14 - The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling "The British are coming! The British are coming!" [On Boston traffic] - Lewis Black


High speed pursuit :

Fast cars, slow men, energy supply

15 - “It is more fun to drive a slow car fast than to drive a fast car slow.” - Abner Perney

16 - “To get to know a country, you must have direct contact with the earth. It's futile to gaze at the world through a car window.” - Albert Einstein

17 - "Sometimes when I'm driving behind a big cement truck, I think of how the valve on the truck could suddenly open, spilling cement over my car, encasing me inside and leaving me to slowly fall into an oxygen-deprived coma, from which I awaken five years later to find my wife remarried to my best friend. But then I think maybe I'm just being paranoid, because what are the odds of *that* happening again?" - Jack Handy

18 - "Have you ever noticed? Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac." - George Carlin

19 - Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men. - Germaine Greer

20 - There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love. - Stirling Moss

Car theft issues:

Another great hub brought to you in part by the Hub challenge:

Comments

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    • profile image

      Daps 

      2 years ago

      In the second quote, the writer said "horses are at least humans" wow! how smart

    • profile image

      Nou 

      4 years ago

      This road s my dads....

    • blue dog profile imageAUTHOR

      blue dog 

      5 years ago from texas hill country

      yeah, and i'd like those commenting on these hubs to have a basic grasp of spelling.

    • profile image

      sexylady 

      5 years ago

      we want quotes not statements

    • blue dog profile imageAUTHOR

      blue dog 

      8 years ago from texas hill country

      hi maita,

      glad you came by. someday we might all be riding horses again. i miss mine.

    • prettydarkhorse profile image

      prettydarkhorse 

      8 years ago from US

      I like the one with JD Salinger, love horses hehe,,,,versus old cars, hey blue nice quotes here, I will read your love quotes as well, Maita

    • blue dog profile imageAUTHOR

      blue dog 

      8 years ago from texas hill country

      hello dahoglund,

      i'm with you on that, the less i drive mine, the less i spend!

      thanks for checking back by.

    • dahoglund profile image

      Don A. Hoglund 

      8 years ago from Wisconsin Rapids

      Good quotes and an enjoyable hub. When I was young I liked various cars but now I only want something to get me where I want to go at the least cost.

    working

    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr

    Show Details
    Necessary
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Features
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Marketing
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Statistics
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)