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20 Phrases You Never Say To Your Girlfriend
We Have All Been There...
I don't care who you are, where you are from, or what you do. I know every guy reading this has said something to his girlfriend or wife, that as soon as it leaves your lips, you regret it. As a man I do not know why we come up with some of these phrases in our head and think they are the smoothest thing to grace our tongue until we say it. I have said many things in my life that I regret, but some things are just so dumb that I can't believe they came from me. So I decided to make a tribute to all the things I have heard males from all walks of life say to their girls. Enjoy.
20 Phrases You Never Should Use...
- My little pound cake.
- My salty piece of fatback
- My sweet chunky monkey
- My little crunchy chicken thigh
- Your my Poopoo ears
- Your my chicken licken
- Your my silly muffy muff
- My little moo-moo cow
- My little McMuffin
- My little Lamb Chop
- Your My little petite potato chip
- My dutiful dumpling
- My tasty turkey giblet
- Your my only sweet and sour chicken!
- Your a big bowl of yesness!
- My Twinkling twinky
- You will always be my little chubby toes
- You are just a silly puffy marshmallow
- Your a big beautiful beef patty
- Who’s my little meatball?
We are Stumped When we get This... we Mean Well.
For the Ladies...
When we say these absurd sounding things 90% of the time we mean them in good will, we just are not as good at pet names and cute little phrases like the ladies. So the next time your guy says something so lame, dumb, and seemingly insensitive. Please just take a deep breath count backwards from 10 (or 100 depending on what came out of out pie hole), and try and remember we men stop learning after potty training and we consider the days we don't hit the seat an astounding success. We thank you for you patience.
This is how we Think we Sound...
but This is how we Really Sound.
Please try to think before you speak. Also, when you do speak at least to her face preferably her eyes, not her mouth, nose, or forehead. If you can at least make it above your girls neck I am sure she will give you a good grade for effort. Please gents I know that we are men and we forget to flush, put our socks away, and drink from the carton; but we love our girls don't we? Lets try a little more, I know it is tough, but we can prevail!!!