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40 Funny Love Quotes, Sayings and Phrases about Love

Updated on August 28, 2012

Love is a very funny thing, so I made this Hub to show you just how funny it can be. Enjoy.

1. Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

2. You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

3. Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

4. Don’t try to understand a girl completely. If you do, then either you will go mad… or you will start loving her..

5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again ?

6. True love stories never have a happy ending because love never ends.

7. I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.

8. IF you love something let it go, If it comes back to you it’s your, If it doesn’t, it never was.

9. Girls are like Pokeman, you need balls to catch them..

10. You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.

11. "Once you have loved someone, you'd do anything in the world for them... except love them again."

12. "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"

13. "My heart's in the right place. I know, because I hid it there."

14. "Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.”

15. "You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

16. "Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."

17. If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.

18. You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty

19. Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.

20. The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs

21. Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

22. Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

23. The only people who make love all the time are liars.

24. Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

25. Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

26. I love a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

27. Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

28. Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

29. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

30. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

31. Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

32. Love is when you still text her even while you’re playing Call of Duty.

33. You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.

34. Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it.

35. Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end.

36. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!

37. "You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

38. Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance

39. Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

40. I fell in love at first sight. Turns out she was a man. I guess I’m gay.


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      Flavio 3 years ago

      My friend made this site, He's pterty awesome, his LOLZ are great and this website has some of his LOLZ, the site is about things that happen every single damn time

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      Liberty 3 years ago

      You've captured this pefycetlr. Thanks for taking the time!

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      Mahaveer Sanglikar 5 years ago from Pune, India


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      Esrom Aritonang 5 years ago from Indonesia

      Good compilation of funny quotes. Good job. Thanks

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      fresh2def05 5 years ago from Louisville, Ky

      LOL vespawoolf. Yes, that one is funny and one of my favorites. Thanks for reading.

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      vespawoolf 5 years ago from Peru, South America

      These are great! Funny and pithy...I esp. like the saying about true love being texting her while playing Call of Duty. : ) Voted up!

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      fresh2def05 5 years ago from Louisville, Ky

      Thanks Au fait. Glad to hear this hub made you laugh. That's the point. Well, thanks for voting up and sharing. Your feedback is very much appreciated.

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      C E Clark 5 years ago from North Texas

      This hub is pretty funny! Even the cartoon is funny! Several good ones in here. Voted you up and funny and will share with my followers.

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      fresh2def05 5 years ago from Louisville, Ky

      Lol. who are you telling Nikki. But im glad you en enjoyed them and thanks for reading.

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      Nikki Major 5 years ago

      Really Funny!!....but i find most of it to be true.

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      fresh2def05 5 years ago from Louisville, Ky

      Very glad you enjoyed them. Thanks for reading!

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      Gail Sobotkin 5 years ago from South Carolina

      The naughty but cute graphic drew me in and the quotes delivered on the promise to make me laugh.

      Voted up, funny, awesome and interesting.