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5 Jokes About the Environment

Updated on March 13, 2008

Discussing the environment can get heated, overwhelming, and downright depressing. Maybe it is time to take a break from the serious stuff about the environment.

Let’s try to get some laughs out of the planet. Here are five jokes about the environment.

Please share your own by leaving a comment at the bottom of the page.

Joke #1

What lies between a good recycler and a bad recycler?

-Oregon!

So, it works whether you are in California or Washington—you can totally burn both states depending on where you are. I’m from Cali, but live in Seattle now…so I get the pleasure of both worlds. Yup, this joke is 100% me.

Joke #2

What are the differences between a good recycler and a bad recycler?

Good Recycler: You carefully separate your recyclables, cans, paper, and glass, before filling your recycle bins.

Bad Recycler: You give the recycle bins to the kids to use as toboggans.

Joke #3

Not That Kind of Recycling!

A woman returned home after a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with another, younger woman. Just as she was about to rip her husband a new one, he quickly explained the situation:

“You have to hear about how this happened. While driving home, I saw this young girl looking poor and tired, so I offered her a ride. Since she was hungry, I brought her home and fed her some of the leftovers in the refrigerator that you had forgotten about. Her shoes were worn out, so I gave her a pair of your shoes that you don’t wear because they went out of style. She got cold, so I gave her that sweater I got you for your birthday that you never wear because you don’t like the color. Her jeans were worn and full of holes, so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then, as she was about to leave the house, she asked, ‘Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?’"

The man still can’t sit comfortably.

Joke #4

At a press conference, President George W. Bush announced that he is surprised at how quickly global warming is happening. Then one of his aides pulled him aside and explained that it was just springtime.

Joke #5

A woman called her husband during the day and asked him to pick up some organic vegetables for that night’s dinner on his way home.

The husband arrived at the store and began to search all over for organic vegetables before finally asking the produce guy where they were. The produce guy didn’t know what he was talking about, so the husband said: “These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with poisonous chemicals?”

To which the produce guy replied, “No, sir, you will have to do that yourself.”

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      victoria h. 

      5 months ago

      AMAZING

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      RITA 

      15 months ago

      WE SHOULD NOT MAKE JOKES ON OUR ENVIRONMENT THAT THE GOD HAD GIVEN TO US WITHOUT ENVIRONMENT WE CAN NOT LIVE.

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      Shubha 

      2 years ago

      O god they are so funny

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      Deepali Paspule 

      3 years ago

      Boringgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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      bhavya 

      5 years ago

      wrst jokes I hv evr seen

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      Maree Michael Martin 

      5 years ago from Northwest Washington on an Island

      what a great idea, lighten up about the environment, pretty funny stuff!

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      maysa 

      5 years ago

      its so OAK WARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      guhika bhandari 

      5 years ago

      niceeeeeee thing to laugh

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      lolo 

      6 years ago

      stupid jokes, not very funny

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      LOL 

      6 years ago

      after reading these jokes I couldn't stop laughing

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      bobo 

      6 years ago

      these are so funny!:)

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      GreyBEARD 

      6 years ago

      I have returned to laugh at these hillarious mind pondering recycling jokes. You pretty much recycled my laughter :)

      TEAM GB Copyright

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      srishti 

      7 years ago

      They are real funny! I told these in my assembly and everyone was laughing sooooo lound

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      Victoria Salter 

      7 years ago

      I have an enviromental joke for anyone. You may laugh at it on one condition: DO NOT tell anyone who works for/in Devon County Council. Here it is:

      The Council building up new, economical buildings on the flood plains in Devon, England. They want to call this town "Cranbrook" and they are building it up now. Shame they can't "build up" their own common sense.

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      Laughing Maniac 

      7 years ago

      OH MY GOD THESE JOKES A TRULY HILARIOUS.

      I'm also a Yamenite Jew, searching for my female gazzelle. Abosouletly funny.

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      Zeeshaan 

      7 years ago

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OMFG! LMAO!! Never laughed as much in my lifeeeee! XD

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      JewKid 

      7 years ago

      I'm a rare breed of Yamenite Jew.

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      hhhhh 

      7 years ago

      not good at all.

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      loli 

      7 years ago

      preety funny

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      babygal 

      7 years ago

      stupid and nonsense

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      ScatMan22 

      7 years ago

      Just got those blues... be doobie doo be

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      GB+YAK  

      7 years ago

      Jolly good jokes

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      ... 

      7 years ago

      ...still not bad i think...

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      Yak Ordassay 

      7 years ago

      These jokes have upset Dark Odyssey, he will pwn!!!

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      Ghouls of Gazerus 

      7 years ago

      These jokes are dead fam... Join us and we'll defeat GreyBeard and rule the world... NUFF LOVE

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      7 years ago

      hooooooooooooooooo haaaaaaaaaaaaa

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      ZakR 

      7 years ago

      love the jokes recycling ftw lmao

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      Jokes are Not Funny 

      7 years ago

      Theese Jokes are Hilarious

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      GreyBEARD 

      7 years ago

      TOBBOGANNS!? OMG! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ROFLLLLL!

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      HAHAHAH 

      7 years ago

      Sorry with a recycled 's'. I love these jokes OMFG

      LOOOOOOOL

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      HUHUH 

      7 years ago

      THESE JOKES ARE SO FUNNY MY WILLY FELL OFF AND RECYCLED ITSELF INTO A CUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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      akshara 

      7 years ago

      the jokes were amazing those who are saying that they are bad are unable to understand them so forget about them &keep it upppppppppppppppppppppppppppp.

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      sexy 

      7 years ago

      sapna if u cant motivate anyone so don't discourage him. acc.to me they were really funny. god bless & sapna improve ur mentality

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      sapna 

      7 years ago

      worst jokes ever heard

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      dr eldo 

      7 years ago

      nice jokes

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      Anuja 

      8 years ago

      ....ha ha ha.... really funny.....gud!!

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      eguru 

      8 years ago

      Post more jokes please

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      eguru 

      8 years ago

      Nice jokes

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      shreya 

      8 years ago

      not dat gud.....:-(

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      Vanessa Procter 

      8 years ago

      Great jokes....got anymore?

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      nandizz 

      8 years ago

      luv ur funny jokes they realy know hw to mke me laugh out loud

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      ib wright 

      8 years ago

      breaking news: large air spill at offshore wind farm, lives hang in the balance!

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      $amantha 

      8 years ago

      Thx 4 d jokes! I'm using them in a column for jokes for a magazine competition...I hope you don't mind...

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      May-May waz here!!!:) 

      8 years ago

      O.K? WAT.............????

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      drsanjeev mandal 

      8 years ago

      nice jokes..............

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      lol 

      8 years ago

      these jokes are sooo weird

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      Allana 

      8 years ago

      luv d joke wit the husband an wife!!!

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      farter alan 

      8 years ago

      are you sure there jokes

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      214 

      8 years ago

      hahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      TONSILL SAID JIM 

      9 years ago

      These are oddddd

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      Anirudd 

      9 years ago

      ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!these are funny

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      kephrira 

      9 years ago from Birmingham

      A couple of funny ones, thanks for making me laugh. If I think of one to add then I'll come back, but my mind is blank at the moment.

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      aisha 

      9 years ago

      hey i love those jokes

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      Neela 

      9 years ago

      weired

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      bubs 

      9 years ago

      2 long and some not funny.

      i need jokes for 2nd year (grade 7 i think)

      im using them in a speech

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      jake 

      9 years ago

      ok seen better

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      kavya 

      9 years ago

      superb

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      misterpm 

      10 years ago from Netherlands

      Funny! Thx!

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      Rashi 

      10 years ago

      they r tooo long yaar!

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      sdorrian 

      10 years ago from Chicago

      Thanks for these. Very funny!!

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      Stephanie Hicks 

      10 years ago from Bend, Oregon

      Some really great ones! Tobbogans? LOL

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