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7 Things the 9GAG Community Hates
Still have your soul?
(I made a part 2! 7 More Things the 9GAG Community Hates)
Internet memes, short stories of life experiences, and super funny awesome posts, 9GAG has it all. Created a couple of years ago, 9GAG connected people all around the world by being a medium to share the best laughs which everyone can relate. With a variety of topics revolving around life, love, rage, childhood, school, creative ideas, and a whole lot more, 9GAG became home for everyone. This 2011, 9GAG's ratings and traffic boosted up with increasing popularity. There are already thousands of posts and new users everyday from all over the globe. And they never stop coming.
Because of sharing about almost everything, 9gaggers (people who use 9GAG) kind of virtually created a common hatred to some things. Here is a not-in-order list of 7 things a lot of 9gaggers truly hate. So if you are planning to post to 9GAG about admiring anything on this list, better get ready for dislikes.
7. Comic sans
Yes. Even fonts can be hated. Sorry Mr. Vincent Connare, times have changed. As professional designers would say, comic sans is ugly, unprofessional, overused, and very amateur-ish. There was even a site made with a goal to banning comic sans. Remember, never ever try to post on 9GAG with a comic sans font unless you want to piss off other people.
Just like telling the same joke to the same people at a same tone and facial expression, posting a post that has been posted in the past is a big no-no in 9GAG. You will be caught in the act of posting a repost if you don't remove the watermark 9GAG automatically places on the picture. So don't ever post again something you already saw on 9GAG. Capiche?
5. Duck Face
I guess in some regions of the world duck faces are sexy. But in 9GAG?Nope. The duck face can be done when you push your lips outward like kissing, but open your eyes for a duckier face. If you want to be an instant celebrity on 9GAG, do the lip bite instead. Bite one side of your lip and be sexy.
Not the day! Everyone loves the day. It's the song. The most infamous song of the year. It was already hated to the max when it was uploaded on YouTube but they still pick on it on 9GAG. It was mainly disliked because of its vague lyrics.
"Still not gay as Twilight." 9gaggers said. Stephenie Meyer's quadrilogy has been greatly hated because of many reasons. Some say the plot is very cliché, Bella is Mary Sue-ish, the writing isn't great, and a lot more. On the literary field, 9gaggers much prefer J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter. Oh wait I forgot, one of the main reasons why 9gaggers hate Twilight is because of...
2. Edward Cullen
Vampires don't sparkle. This is the main reason the 9GAG community hates Edward. He is ruining the race that Dracula had established because he sparkles under the sun. Other reasons why they hate him include his stupid hair, and because he is Edward Cullen. Done.
1. Justin Bieber
I hope all of you agree that this is the number one even though this list is not in order. Why do 9gaggers hate Justin Bieber? Actually, the whole world hates him. It's because of his established image on the screen and on stage. He's just a fad. His music is not good also. It's like the depression of the music industry. But that is not what 9gaggers hate so much about him. They just think he's gay.
No offense to avid fans! I wrote this down not because I have eternal hate to the things listed here. I have no grudge against them either. I just wanted to share what I noticed the whole time I was browsing 9GAG. And I know 9gaggers don't take it personally too. We all just want to make fun of it.
9GAG is just for fun. It's fun when you laugh at other people's misery. It's more fun when you laugh at it with the whole world. For me, 9GAG is very educational. I learn what people do in their countries, and I realize that what happens to me also happens to them. We have a lot of things in common. What I'm being mad of, a lot are also mad of. What I like, they also like it too. It's just so awesome when you have company.
To the parents, please be aware that some 9GAG posts contain explicit content. You have been warned.
If you haven't lost your soul to 9GAG yet, you're with the 1%. Have fun 9gagging!
I made a part 2!
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