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A Chewy Snack

Updated on March 13, 2011
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A Chewy Snack


It pays to keep your feet clean
if you are someone like me...
who inadvertently crams her foot
into her mouth, you see...


I try to think before I speak
to avoid this chewy bite...
but sometimes will forget myself,
speak first, then brain ignite


to find myself but choking
on a foot I can't retract...
and wishing I had washed them first
or thought first to redact.


So it pays to practice hygiene
and keep those tootsies clean...
or engage the brain before the mouth
to avoid this snack routine!

"Copyright 2011, All Rights Reserved."

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      tnderhrt23 6 years ago

      Fluffy, this piece was a big haha on me because I do this so well, in spite of my efforts and there is great comfort in knowing I am not the only one!!! Hugs!

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      Fluffy77 6 years ago from Enterprise, OR

      tnderhrt23, I understand this too all too often. Thanks for sharing, something sort of peaceful about knowing you are not the only one.

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      tnderhrt23 7 years ago

      Paul, Epi's journeys are always ones of surprise! That is perhaps what makes them so appealing and so much fun!

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      Plarson 7 years ago from Alabama

      Tndr- Oh me too!! He amazes me with his use of words and image to make you think you are on one journey, only to find your destination to be something you never expected or would have thought. -Paul

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      tnderhrt23 7 years ago

      Paul, this was a little Haha on me, for I do indeed tent to put my foot into my mouth because I engage the mouth before the brain! Epigramman has had a powerful influence upon my writing, I do, indeed, admit! I just love his style and imaginative scope!

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      Plarson 7 years ago from Alabama

      Tndr- Hmm dide we take a class on "poetic twists" from Senior Epi, perhaps? Great write, cute, and yet very true in it's wisdom. -Paul

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      tnderhrt23 7 years ago

      samiaali, perhaps what makes it so funny to me is its inherent truth! thank you for your visit and great comment!

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      samiaali 7 years ago

      Hahahaha - this is very funny tnderhrt23! I loved it! :)

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      tnderhrt23 7 years ago

      I am happy to deliver a laugh, today, Ruby! Tis better to laugh than cry...lol...and this is a true write!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 7 years ago from Southern Illinois

      This is hilarious, still laughing.

      Smiles

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      tnderhrt23 7 years ago

      I am so glad, duffsmom! Thank you!

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      P. Thorpe Christiansen 7 years ago from Pacific Northwest, USA

      Enjoyed this!

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      tnderhrt23 7 years ago

      Thank you , Spirit Whisperer! Foot in Mouth is something I am working on...hehe

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      Xavier Nathan 7 years ago from Isle of Man

      Brilliant! You have a way with words all right!Thank you.

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      tnderhrt23 7 years ago

      I'd love one, thank you! Snickers at the waterin' hole is divine!

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      WillStarr 7 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

      (snicker)

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