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A Chrisitan, A Wiccan, and A Sorcerer...and One Very Old Joke

Updated on December 8, 2012

Once three men,  a Christian, a Wiccan, and a Sorcerer were each taking a whizz in a public restroom.

The Christian as he finished first, and proceeded to scrub his hands thoroughly, to the elbow, saying, "We Christians have learned to be clean, for cleanliness is next to Godliness." 

Next the Wiccan as he finished, and washed but barely wet his fingertips, saying, "We Wiccans have learned to respect Mother Earth and preserve her resources, so we do not ever waste water." 

Then the Sorcerer as he was finishing, he  zipped up and headed for the door, and as he passed the other two still standing by their respective sink, he laughed at them saying, "...Yes, well we Sorcerers have a secret that is practiced and is one we learned long ago...Not to piss on our hands."


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      Blake Ford Hall 5 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

      Thanx DR. Keep on Hubbing. Blake4d

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      dreamreachout 6 years ago

      Lol!! KOH!! Yahooooo!!


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      Blake Ford Hall 7 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

      Very cool, glad you liked it. Its one of those witty things that should be passed on like that. Keep on Hubbing. Blake4d

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      BJBenson 7 years ago from USA

      This was a funny joke that I must now tell my family. I plan to change it a little to use it for Tom's retirement dinner. It will be about Officers and enlisted Airmen. Thank you!

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      Blake Ford Hall 7 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

      dabeaner I am astounded at how much you know about this subject. My hats off to you!!!! Blake4d

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      magnoliazz 7 years ago from Wisconsin


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      dabeaner 7 years ago from Nibiru

      I think that is way old, even more than fifty years. I may have heard an even older version from my dad. Your version is an updated version. Here's my 50-year old version:

      Back in my days at college, UC Berkeley (where I went) and Stanford had a huge rivalry.

      So our version of the joke was that an Indian (Stanford student) and a Bear (Cal student) were leaving a restroom at the "Big Game" and the Stanford student ragged on the Cal student for not washing his hands. And, the same punch line by the Cal student -- "We don't p#@ss on our hands."

      BTW, the pouossy (can't use the "u" in the word by itself, here) Stanford U, in the interests of political correctness, changed their teams' names from the "Indians" to the "Cardinals". It hasn't been the same, since.

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      saddlerider1 7 years ago

      Don't we just hate it when we piss on our hands, especially when the water tap is broken and their also are no paper towels, you will find this common in most truck stops in North America, believe me I've been there. ROFL...great start for the day, love to chuckle.