A Chrisitan, A Wiccan, and A Sorcerer...and One Very Old Joke
Once three men, a Christian, a Wiccan, and a Sorcerer were each taking a whizz in a public restroom.
The Christian as he finished first, and proceeded to scrub his hands thoroughly, to the elbow, saying, "We Christians have learned to be clean, for cleanliness is next to Godliness."
Next the Wiccan as he finished, and washed but barely wet his fingertips, saying, "We Wiccans have learned to respect Mother Earth and preserve her resources, so we do not ever waste water."
Then the Sorcerer as he was finishing, he zipped up and headed for the door, and as he passed the other two still standing by their respective sink, he laughed at them saying, "...Yes, well we Sorcerers have a secret that is practiced and is one we learned long ago...Not to piss on our hands."