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A Day For Suckers the Bingo thrill continues .....

Updated on October 31, 2011

When You Find One You Find Many

  • Hey so you think I want to sit here I don't.There is a draft from an overhead vent.Last time we sat here I got the chills and later ended up with a cold.I told you before save me a seat but not next to the door.My wife (Amanda) came back with a snooty look.You know I don't like to be in the middle of the bingo hall when some creep keeps undressing me with his eyes.Oh come on it's not that bad.Yeah you just like it too much and you think of what positions you could both do and before you know it you would end up on the floor anyway.I want to sit somewhere else Amanda and I wouldn't of called you if I was going to sit in this god awful seats.Well we can still move before the loud mouth girls come who have won two weeks in a row.Prizes of $500.00 and I think a fifty dollar game.No that was someone else who won on the other side last week not the gutter girls as I call them.Oh yeah you are right because I remember the blonde walking by me and showing of her cleavage as if I was interested.What do you mean ? Like you wouldn't.I am not you and I wasn't the one who did it with my husbands best friend Abby.You think your so smart and by the way she was more fun than your husband.Well that was a long time ago remember a year before we started dating.He is really something else now.So you tell me every other day.Some day I would like to see that.Some day you might.But for now go get your bingo cards before there is a line.I will move our seats over two tables it is near the back just to make you happy.I owe ya big time.That's what you always say...One of these days I am going to collect.She walked away showing off her ass with a wiggle that she is famous for.Now as I fix my cards and tape them together I check out the competition,Who has come tonight.You never know when you might see another handsome guy that might just split a share of his winnings with someone he finds hot.Then I can use him like he has used other woman probably all his life.Payback is a bitch and I should know because unlike my husband I invented the saying.I know how to use and abuse any man that leaves his heart out on a string waiting for Miss wonderful to come along.I just do them a favor and break their heart so they can get use to real life and then move on with their life because there never was and never has been a thing between us.Just physical attraction for the moment and nothing more.I am kind of hungry and I think I will go up to the snack bar and grab a quick bite to eat.I will wait till Abbey gets back so noone steals our seats.I should of brought in my jacket .It is either too cold in here or we bake like clams in a clambake.They blast the heat and you think you were in the firery depths of hell.Not that I don't deserve it mind you not just tonight.Abbey I am little hungry do you want something ? Don't bother I brought some homemade pizza to work and I didn't feel in the mood.I have it in my bag.Your the greatest.I know.You know how much I love your pizza.You love food and just don't have the time to cook it yourself. What do you do all day?I am busy.If I was your husband I would of thown your sorry butt out the door long time ago.Your not, so give me your bag so I don't starve to death.A little much don't you think.So this is just the beginning of the night and the rest you will have to sit and wait....


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      DREAM ON 6 years ago

      Dim Flaxenwick We have had a good day but wait to the dust starts to fly and misquitos start to bite.Thanx for hanging in there.

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      Dim Flaxenwick 6 years ago from Great Britain

      Hee! Hee! UP, FUNNY and AWESOME. l have tears from laughing....

      Thank you . x

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      DREAM ON 6 years ago

      Eiddwen Thanx for following and your support.Enjoy the day.

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      Eiddwen 6 years ago from Wales

      Hi, a great read,very cleverly written and I cannot wait for more.

      I have to give this one a up up and away.

      Take care and have a great day.