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FarmVille Neighbors

Updated on January 27, 2011

I decided to stop by your farm today

Surprised to find it in sad disarray

The cattle were hungry they hadn’t been fed

Your crops were all wilted and most of them dead


The tractor looks like it’s been a while in the field

Covered in rust and it’s paint had all pealed

The cistern was empty and the well had run dry

And it looks like all your duck and geese went aria


I used wilted crops to make up some pig slop

Then I filled the horse feeders up to the top

I fed all your chickens and the other live stock

I had extra time so I moved to your crops


I plowed the north and south field as well

been a while since you watered that was easy to tell

Then I chased off the gophers and raked up the leaves

Fertilized the land and planted some seeds


I had extra fuel, it’s in back of your truck

Then I got out your hog that was stuck in the muck

I hope that your home the next time I stop by

And maybe you’ll have some eggs or cheese I can buy

SA Lawrence

Copyright :: All Rights Reserved
Registered :: Sat Jan 22 04:01:03 UTC 2011
Title :: A Poem for a Farmville Neighbor
Category :: Poetry
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    • Ardie profile image


      6 years ago from Neverland

      Ain't that the truth too. I had to cut myself off from Farmville, quit cold turkey because it was taking up SO much of my day. When I caught myself spending money to purchase nifty little items that was the last straw :) Cute poem

    • must65gt profile imageAUTHOR


      6 years ago

      lol Millionaire, I will try, but I do have chores to do first.

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      Shasta Matova 

      6 years ago from USA

      LOL - welcome back to my farm anytime! Unfortunately the only way you'll get eggs or cheese is if you get them from the chickens or the cow.

    • Hello, hello, profile image

      Hello, hello, 

      7 years ago from London, UK

      Oh I love that. I am in awe of any poetry because I couldn't two things together.

    • must65gt profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago

      Thanks for reading Rouillie, God Bless

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      7 years ago

      Love it!


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