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A Readhead's Revenge After Fifteen Years of Subjection to Reality TV - A Limerick

Updated on July 23, 2013

I once dyed my hair brightest red

The color, it got to my head

My temper would flare

Once out of nowhere

I slapped a Kardashian and fled

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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      This is cute. The Kardashians have few socially redeeming qualities.

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      Crystal Tatum 5 years ago from Georgia

      Well, Epi, I've always wanted a man to tell me I'm the whole package, and now it has finally happened.

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      epigramman 5 years ago

      Well my Crystal of Clarity I have always thought of you as a beauty with brains but you are also a beauty with brains and an awesome sense of humor. Ole!!!! Thank you for telling it like it is - sending to you warm wishes and good energy from Colin and his felines of fur - lake erie time ontario canada 7:40pm

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      Crystal Tatum 5 years ago from Georgia

      Thanks girishpuri!

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      Girish puri 5 years ago from NCR , INDIA

      Nice limerick, keep writing, Crystal God bless.

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      Crystal Tatum 5 years ago from Georgia

      My first limerick, at least that I can remember writing...perhaps there was one in school at some point. Did you read that five seconds after I posted it or what? Thanks for being so faithful. I have been away for a while and not very active, but am trying to catch up. I have read your work and watched some of your videos - you are really making a respected name for yourself!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Well you have a talent for these limericks. Great fun and there have been many times I have felt like slapping a Kardashian. :)

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