Which has the Upper-Hand? Your Computer, or You!?
Who's Programming Whom!?
They're Getting Too Big For Their Boot!!
A Spat With Hal, My Computer!
I personally hate
Programmed robot brain
Grrr! They're just a pain
They're just second-rate
They've got gooey, fragile brains
Always griping about pains
He must have been insane, creating
They spy on us night and day
Even checking on our pay
I rue the very day
They're romantic, what a bore
Then they're always waging war
Having babies (What a chore!)
(Tell me, who wants more?)
Me "It's too late to rave and cuss
Now they've burned the abacus
What will tomorrow have for us
Hal "No, computers are the best
We just never need a rest...Hey!
DON'T TOUCH THAT SWITCH YOU PEST!!
(From Charged Particles by Robert Challen