A Turkey Recipe for Apologetic Humor
The Embarrassed Turkey
Mix a sleep-deprived, silly young lady with a dash of silly curiousity, and the result is a dish that is not even good enough to be a side dish because it's really like wanting to grow your own potatoes in the garden and make homemade, fluffy mashed potatoes from scratch and adding milk that you got from your cow but instead you got the instant potatoes that is powder in a bag where all you have to do is add water but you still somehow managed to mess up even that.
Better That I Eat You Than Write About You
I'm sorry to all you turkeys out there: small, medium, and large.
I'm sorry that you will float in my tummy, like an oversized, capsized barge.
I'm sure if we'd met a few months before, you wouldn't be on my table right now.
Because it would be sad to eat the turkey that I knew, and might instead be eating a cow.
I'm sorry if you are a vegetarian or vegan and don't like that I'm writing about eating turkeys and cows. it's just supposed to be a silly poem--that's it. Thanks.