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A forward I got :O) about old ladies a joke :o)

Updated on March 13, 2008

3 old ladies :O)

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things, One lady says,"You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."

The second lady says, "You think that's bad? the other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up !"

The third lady smiles smugly. "Well.my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood." She taps the table. With a startled look on her face, she asks, "who's there?!"

So this reminds me of the nights my mom calls me at 1 or 2 a.m and says they aren't serving breakfast today....well breakfast is at 7:30a.m. till 9:00..she just gets lost in time..Goes to bed at 7:p.m. and then wakes up in 7 or 8 hours...which is only one or two in the morning.So i usually call her around 6:15 a.m. to remind her about the time and breakfast. Also the meds are dis-tributed around 6-6:15.. sometimes she is up doing her laundry in the laundry room at 3 a.m... and then thinks the day is half over...well for her it is :O) Any way I am repeating myself with... take care..be patient..be understanding..be loving ...be patient....and remember they love you very much..even if they don't remember your name..they know the LOVE you give to them....

Oh by the way my grandaughter 'Stacie Naczelnik '; sent this to me..Thank you Stacie sweetie...G-ma Loves you....

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    • G-Ma Johnson profile imageAUTHOR

      Merle Ann Johnson 

      9 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      itakins...Thanks nice to meet you...:O) Hugs G-Ma

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      itakins 

      9 years ago from Irl

      Sweet !

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