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A limerick or two for the day

Updated on December 31, 2012
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The end ent nigh

So the end of the world didn't happen,

there seems to be growing, a pattern.

They scream 'It's the end!!'

cos they're all round the bend,

shouting 'Run! It's the aliens from Saturn!'

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New year's eve Grappa

There once was a new year's last eve,

I was drinking with my buddy, Steve.

We had too much Grappa,

he left with a slapper,

who's face you just wouldn't believe!

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      Sushma Webber 4 years ago from New Zealand

      Funny poems. Enjoyed reading them. yes we are still here to read about it.

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      Dan Barfield 4 years ago from Gloucestershire, England, UK

      Marvelous! And a happy new year to thee and thine also! :)

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      Alan R Lancaster 4 years ago from Forest Gate, London E7, U K (ex-pat Yorkshire)

      "It's the end of the world as we know it, and I'm all right!"

      Here I am on New Year's Day, working on my laptop and watching 'El Orrans' for the XXX-th time - this one's on the Yesterday channel with a young O'Toole still looking the devil's own desperado after all these years. I'm wondering if I wished you a bonzer New Year? Anyway here it is, Slade's a thing of history once again (consigned to the DJs' 'Seasonal' bin) until next Christmas (only 358 days to go)! How's this for an offering:

      "There once was a DJ called Tony,

      Whose accent sounded a bit phoney!

      He droned on Radio C,

      Honked on TV's TOTP,

      And he's still bleating on for his money!"

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      cleaner3 4 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

      great limericks, Dan. funny .

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      MYWIKISTEP 4 years ago

      Yes the end of the world . It 's coming every year.

      Yet still we are all here!!!

      Have a great 2013 !!!!!