A limerick or two for the day
The end ent nigh
So the end of the world didn't happen,
there seems to be growing, a pattern.
They scream 'It's the end!!'
cos they're all round the bend,
shouting 'Run! It's the aliens from Saturn!'
New year's eve Grappa
There once was a new year's last eve,
I was drinking with my buddy, Steve.
We had too much Grappa,
he left with a slapper,
who's face you just wouldn't believe!