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A trio of lymericks on the theme of birthdays
A Mother's Party
There once was a mother whose party
Had food that was overly hearty.
She ate too much cake,
and gained lots of weight,
Then lost it all rowing to Bali.
The Huge Present
There once was a present so huge
That it came off as terribly crude.
The host was embarrassed,
and looked dreadfully harassed,
I thought the the gift miserably rude!
On The Wrapping of The Gift
A present that's carefully wrapped,
is protected from unruly taps.
Then on further travels,
it never unravels,
and ends up with unwanted cracks.
Other Humorous Poems by me
- Poem: Nine in the Morning Mental ramble on a Christmas theme
A poem inspired by a cold office morning in the lead up to Christmas
- Poem: The Birthday of the Bell Boy's Mum
A silly poem I wrote a while back. I have a number of silly poems... I believe it is time to inflict them upon the world (Grins maniacally).
- A nonsense poem: The love of Orpius was Joysome
A romantic nonsense poem about how two monsters met and fell in love.