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ANTS ON THE GROUND

Updated on September 12, 2010

HAIL TO THE CHIEF

Ladies and Gentleman The President of The United States of America Barrack Obama.

Folks I want to tell you I’m pissed. This is an unprecedented and extraordinary affront on my creativity. I wrote this song long, long ago. I’ll perform it soon now.

Larry Platt, a 62-year old so called general who auditioned for American Idol in Atlanta where he presented his so called original composition called “Pants on the Ground”. Though he failed to give me the credit for my own composition showing his own plagiarism by stealing the idea of my showing the American people what I really think about them entitled “Ant’s On The Ground”. Platt is now enjoying his instant fame as people all over the world talks about his playful and catchy song. Well I’m here to set the record straight. I wrote my own composition back in 2007 even before the campaign. Here goes drummer and bass 1-2-3-4 clap your hands folks.

Ants on the ground
Ants on the ground
Lookin’ like fools you are just ants on the ground

With the gold I’m headin’ south
Economy turned sideways
Ants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin’ like the fools you are!
Walkin’ downtown you’re just ants on the ground.

Up, up, and away!!!!
You’re ants on the ground!
Lookin’ like the fools you are!
Walkin’ talkin’ you’re ants on the ground.

Get it up, hey!

Get your butts off the ground!

Bugs on a rug
I’ll squash you like the bugs you are you’re ants on the ground

With the gold I’m headin’ south
2012 is a long time away
Ants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin’ like the fools you are!
Walkin’ downtown you’re just ants on the ground

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      Tom Whitworth 7 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      James, rap on!!!!!!!!!

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      James A Watkins 7 years ago from Chicago

      Cool tune, man. You're a heavy cat.

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      Tom Whitworth 7 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      Thanks Smireles!

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      Sandra Mireles 7 years ago from Texas

      Keep on rappin!

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      Tom Whitworth 7 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      eovery,

      Thanks for your comment.

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      Tom Whitworth 7 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      Pop.

      I was inspired by Bret Favre in his rapping, but certainly not by his football performance yesterday.

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      eovery 7 years ago from MIddle of the Boondocks of Iowa

      Great,

      Keep on hubbing!

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      breakfastpop 7 years ago

      Dear Tom,

      Who would have guessed that you have the spirit of a rapper!