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A Bedtime Hello (limerick)

Updated on September 15, 2013

You should have heard screams husband shed

When he found wife’s mother in bed

His hand she did take

You’ve made a mistake

It’s me without makeup wife said


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Beauty and the Beast in one body?

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Couldn't stop laughing when I read this!

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      I am still chuckling. Another gem from you my talented friend.


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      Nithya Venkat 4 years ago from Dubai

      HAHA!! LOL! Great limerick!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      I will never go to bed without my makeup ever again..You are so funny. Loved it...

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      So funny!!!

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      Michele Travis 4 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

      Thanks for reminding me to put makeup on:)

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      Nellieanna Hay 4 years ago from TEXAS

      Yikes! hahahaha! Good one, Martin!

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      Dora Weithers 4 years ago from The Caribbean

      Ha, ha ha. Good one!

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

      Pretty funny. Jamie

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      You were spot on with this one, m'dear,

      And created so much fun, you hear?

      It may be uncouth,

      But close to the truth,

      So I crown you the King with no peer!

      Trust me!

      peer fear tear

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Ha ha. They say you can tell what a woman will look like when she's old by looking at her mother.

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Oh, good one, Martin!!

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      Mary Craig 4 years ago from New York

      Oh I wanted to vote this one hilarious! We all know at some point in time we sound like and yes, look like, our mother!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      That is a good way to get in serious trouble...but oh so funny.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago


      funny, yet...from the woman's perspective?

      ok..still funny!

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      Richard Ricky Hale 4 years ago from West Virginia

      Loved this! Voted up, awesome, funny, and shared on FB.

      You're truly an artist, always creative and pure genius.

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      ocfireflies 4 years ago from North Carolina

      the good thing is that husbands can also eventually look like their dads

      thanks for waking me up with a smile

      that is so appreciated


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      Tijani Achamlal 4 years ago from Morocco

      Funny.I liked it.

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha they say always look at the mother to know how the wife will look one day

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      This is hilarious. Great one.

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      cleaner3 4 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

      ha,ha,ha ... love this .. you always marry your wifes mother.!