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A Death In The Family (limerick)

Updated on August 14, 2013

Whole neighborhood heard how I cried

My pain it was that hard to hide

What plague could promote

The tears I emote

My T.V. remote control died


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      Man of Strength 3 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Hello Martin, I know his pain. I truly do. Voted up and awesome.

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      wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

      Great one.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      My sincere condolences, Martin. Haha.

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      Shauna L Bowling 3 years ago from Central Florida

      And I guess his legs are broken, too? Can't get up and change the channel??

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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      Oh, that is too funny!

      Thank you for the laugh.


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      Thomas Silvia 3 years ago from Massachusetts

      I hate it when that happens !

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      Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Lazy ba...... lol!

      Best Wishes,


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      drbj and sherry 3 years ago from south Florida

      In your house, Martin, kind words won't be spoken,

      Until someone repairs the remote that is broken.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

      I can think of nothing worse than the TV drawing it's last breath, my my...

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      That for some people can be unbearable pain. lol

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Gotta hav tv!

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      Genna East 3 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Lol. I loved this. That fellow looks a little like "Monk."

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      Deb Hirt 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Pretty funny, and I can imagine that really happens in some homes!

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