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A Gruesome Crime To Make Your Mouth Water (limerick)

Updated on July 6, 2015

I beat him until he was dead

To make sure I tore off his head

I ripped his guts out

And cleared any doubt

Of cleaning one’s trout well ahead


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    • Shyron E Shenko profile image

      Shyron E Shenko 2 years ago from Texas

      Funny, very good.

    • The Examiner-1 profile image

      The Examiner-1 2 years ago

      Hilarious Martin. I voted it up, shared and pinned it.


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      travmaj 2 years ago from australia

      Worried about you for a moment - relief - but poor trout...

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      Shauna L Bowling 2 years ago from Central Florida

      I was surprise too - and relieved!

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      Robert Beyer 2 years ago from Seattle, Washington

      I was completely surprised by the last sentence. I think the picture is a perfect diversion from the ending.