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A History That Just Keeps Getting Better (limerick)

Updated on September 8, 2012

Remember when girls fought for me

This stud who would set their world free

Each night dreams would sail

Till my youth did fail

And I’d start my male fantasy


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      epigramman 5 years ago

      ..yes I see Sir Warren here with his 4 current wives - and I wish I could write limericks this good so I could leave my silly epigrams behind ......always great to hook up with you in your hallowed hubspace and currently listening to Dinah Washington - I gave the fish a break in the lake because they were wearing earplugs as I was listening earlier to an Iggy Pop tribute album - lake erie time ontario canada 2:16am

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      Ouch! You always come up with some of the most comical Limericks.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hey, Money can'y buy you love, ( lyric ) Loved it..

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      Thomas Silvia 5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Another great one from the Limerick king !

      Vote awesome !

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Rock on!

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      2patricias 5 years ago from Sussex by the Sea

      Go Nebraska (my birthplace!)

      Entertaining limerick.

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      Shelley Watson 5 years ago

      Really enjoyed another of your limericks - Voted up, awesome, interesting and funny.

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      Girish puri 5 years ago from NCR , INDIA

      Hilarious, awesome share as usual, thanks

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      Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

      Yeah! Warren buffet I know your number: 45 billion as of today! Wonderful Limerick Mhatter!