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A Horse’s Tale (limerick)

Updated on October 30, 2013

Wife asked was I good boy today

In stable where girls and I’d play

I said of course

To stave off divorce

As all of the horses said nay


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      Deb Hirt 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      To have a horse in one's life is a remarkable thing. They can teach us interesting things, and they also have a bit of a bad side, if you look closely enough...

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      LOL...bad boys, bad boys - whatcha gonna do?

      Love the humor, Cowboyxx

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Great witty use of words.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Sounds as if there might have been some horsing around, too. Funny!

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      drbj and sherry 3 years ago from south Florida

      Aha, Martin, you said you were GOOD today.

      Now tell the truth. Is that what the girls would say?

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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      Oh, you bad boy!! It is a good thing horses cannot talk.

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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL...I love this one!

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      wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

      Thanks for the morning laugh.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Great limerick. Makes you wonder if he needs to keep his horse in the barn a bit more.

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      Ghaelach 3 years ago

      Excellent one this morning Martin.

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      Nancy 3 years ago from California

      Snakes coming out at night--or tiptoe through the tulips. As usual, your limerick is full of innuendo and fun on the bright side. I'm taking a walk through the dark side at the moment hence the last few poems I've done. It really is amazing what the human mind can perceive. Even managed to do one of them limerick style from reading your poems. I am learning from one of the best I've had the pleasure to read. Thank you--voted up and funny.