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A Law Of Gravity Newton Didn’t Tell Us About (limerick)

Updated on April 27, 2015

While resting beneath apple tree

I too saw the world’s gravity

From work that wife hath

I sought slumber’s path

Till weight of wife’s wrath fell on me


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      MizBejabbers 2 years ago

      A rolling stone gathers no moss, a lazy husband gets tossed

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      Shauna L Bowling 2 years ago from Central Florida

      A happy life comes from a happy wife. Beware of the woman scorned. We're much ornerier than you can ever imagine!

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      drbj and sherry 2 years ago from south Florida

      Do not wait for your ride

      Quickly leave and go hide

      It's not hard to see

      You under that tree

      Here comes your bitter bride.