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A Matter Of Opinion (limerick)

Updated on July 30, 2012

Each night as the man went to bed

He thanked God that he wasn’t dead

Before count of three

To dreamland he’d flee

He might as well be wife then said


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      Deborah Brooks Langford 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Oh poor thing he must be so tired.. LOL

      so funny

      Debbie

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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      good one! Why is it that men can fall asleep in 3 seconds?

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa,' Ain't' it the truth..

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 5 years ago from Reno NV

      I have to share this one with my wife....hehehehe...Jamie

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Another funny one!

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      Patty Kenyon 5 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      LOL, that was too funny!!! Awesome Job!!

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      He is thinking no action to night dear so just be glad I am here!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Ha HA HA! Where do you come up with these? Foreget it.....I don't think I want to know.

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      chloelozano 5 years ago

      I like this :) I'll have to read this to my husband.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Mhatter,

      Good one MH! :)