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A Miracle (limerick)

Updated on May 30, 2012

His demise was not far away

He told doctor he could not pay

The doctor was wise

His charts re-apprise

He put the demise on delay

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      oceansider 

      6 years ago

      Really didn't know much about limericks, never thought about it really....thanks so much for sharing one with us.

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      Deb Hirt 

      6 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Excellent. It is better to prolong the demise in order to be paid.

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      DragonflyTreasure 

      6 years ago from on the breeze.........

      Great job!

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      Tonette Fornillos 

      6 years ago from The City of Generals

      Witty doc stuff. Never had idea of limericks until today. Voting up!

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      arb 

      6 years ago from oregon

      Nice Job! Voted up and across! Demise isn't far off for all of us!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      6 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Aha, To find a Doctor like that would be devine. Loved your limerick...

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      Merle Ann Johnson 

      6 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      good one...:O) Hugs G-Ma Wish it was that easy...

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      b. Malin 

      6 years ago

      So much Truth in the Wit of this Limerick, Mhatter. Fun, Indeed!

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      Vinaya Ghimire 

      6 years ago from Nepal

      Aha, I'm so much loving your limericks.

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      Ruchira 

      6 years ago from United States

      witty indeed :)

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      Angelo52 

      6 years ago from Central Florida

      Funny. If it were true I'm sure that most folks would ask the doctors to use their god-like powers and put them on hold.

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      BeyondMax 

      6 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Witty stuff =) I always feel emotionally uplifted after visiting your place! =)

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      Suzette Walker 

      6 years ago from Taos, NM

      What a lovely and uplifting limerick! I love limericks and when I taught I used to do a lesson on limerick writing. They are so fun and funny to write. Great job!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      6 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      I'd forgotten how much I used to enjoy these little five liners. Someone once gave me a small book of limericks when I was in my teens, the poems always managed to lift me up when I was feeling down.

      Loved this. Voting up

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      WD Curry 111 

      6 years ago from Space Coast

      Maybe it is better to skip the visit. That wouldn't make much of a limerick, though. Never mind.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      LOL This is a good one. Actually in this case we should all say we cannot pay. Works better that way.

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      Blondey Hubpages 

      6 years ago

      cute and witty!

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