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A Sound That Ruins Sex (limerick)

Updated on June 12, 2013

When in sex my passions would soar

A sound I would come to deplore

Soft lovers’ hearts strum

This sound would turn numb

I’m home honey from the front door


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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That would ruin things, all right.

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      Eiddwen 

      5 years ago from Wales

      Thank you for the laugh Martin; loved it so clever too.

      Have a great weekend.

      Eddy.

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      shara63 

      5 years ago

      caught Red handed..cheater Hatter! hahaha!!

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      Victor W. Kwok 

      5 years ago from Hawaii

      Hilarious!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Never pays to cheat.

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      Deonne Anderson 

      5 years ago from Florence, SC

      A knowing smile is on my face. You naughty , naughty boy!

      Voted up and shared.

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      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Funny lol Her husband caught them in red-handed lol

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      Jose Velasquez 

      5 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      I can see how that would ruin the mood. Too funny.

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Well, that's the end of that 'Enchanted Evening!'

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      Doris James-MizBejabbers 

      5 years ago

      That's even funnier than I thought it was going to be. I thought it was the phone or the kid!

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      Yikes!

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      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Very clever my friend, thanks for the fun read !

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      ocfireflies 

      5 years ago from North Carolina

      BIG SMILE!

      Best Always,

      Kim

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      Lena M. Christine 

      5 years ago from Winchester, KY

      Haha! I needed that laugh today!

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      Shannon Henry 

      5 years ago from Texas

      Oh! Not what I was expecting. . . I was thinking of interruptions from a child.

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      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Oops. Somebody is in trouble.

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      A belly laugh to begin my day...thank you, Martin!

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      Sunny River 

      5 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

      LOL! That's a good one!

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      Frank Atanacio 

      5 years ago from Shelton

      yeah LOL that'll do it...:)

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Thanx for the morning chuckle, Martin!

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      I like Romeos' scenario. You'd be in some deep doo da!! LOL

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      Kathryn 

      5 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

      That would ruin it, for sure!

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      Jennifer 

      5 years ago from New Jersey

      Yeah, that would do it! Very clever!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Martin, who's been a naughty boy then!.....loved it.

      Liked R Q's hubby in pink nightie too..he..he..

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      Romeos Quill 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      It could be worse Mhatter99 - her husband could jump out of the bedroom wardrobe wearing a pink nightie, and then you really would be in trouble.

      R.Q.

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      I really only came over here because, knowing you, figured this wouldn't have anything to do with sex... I'm still glad I came :D ha ha ha!

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