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A Special Two For One Deal (limerick)

Updated on September 5, 2013

My delight was hard to disguise

When girl with big breasts caught my eyes

Well all I could say

How much must I pay

When she said that they came with fries


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      audley hitchins 2 years ago


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That's why Hooters is such a successful business, even in this bad economy.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Couldn't stop laughing!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      ZOWIE - i counted six? is that correct? lol

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

      Funny stuff Martin. Jamie

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      Dora Weithers 4 years ago from The Caribbean

      This one is a laugh out loud!

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Funny, Martin.

      Thanks for the laugh!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      If they come with fries,

      Must be a new thing.

      Ask that cute server

      What comes with a wing?

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I need to know where that restaurant is...I'm suddenly very hungry. :)

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Two for one. Lucky guy!

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama


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      Suzette Walker 4 years ago from Taos, NM

      Too funny! What a 'treat' for you!

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      shanmarie 4 years ago

      Hahaha- That's terrible! I mean terribly funny. Only a man... ;-)