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A Very Important Golf Rule (limerick)

Updated on January 30, 2015

At golfing I thought I was hot

They sadly informed me I’m not

It came as a blow

Rule I didn’t know

I learned it was low score we sought


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      Joanne M Olivieri 4 years ago

      Very clever, LOL

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL...that's how I kept score.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      First, dump those Three Stooge

      Then your game will improve.

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha yes, low is good for once.

      Now, I'm laughing at drbj too.

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      Janis Leslie Evans 4 years ago from Washington, DC

      Lol, ha ha ha! funny Matt!

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      travmaj 4 years ago from australia

      That's my natural style - unfortunately

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      Theresa Ast 4 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Clever and funny. :)

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      Ghaelach 4 years ago

      Less is more this time Martin. :)

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      But if it was high score, I could have won!

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Now that's funny, really funny....

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Great limerick, Martin!!

      You publish so many great works each day.

      Do these things come to you when you sleep??

      Always fun to read your new material.

      Thanks,

      DJ.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Ha ha! That's probably how I'd play the game!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny, Ha...I watched Tiger win Sunday..Yea....

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99...The lower the better..that's why mine is a -0-...I heard my husband was cheating with someone named " Big Bertha ".... so I hit him with an " iron " and now I am a "real widow "....hehehe..loved your limerick !

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      Kathi 4 years ago from Saugatuck Michigan

      hee hee :O)

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      The picture says it all. My heroes!

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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      the picture was as funny as the limerick!

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      Linda Crampton 4 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      Thanks for an entertaining way to end my day, Martin!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Amusingly funny.

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