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A Very Important Golf Rule (limerick)

Updated on January 30, 2015

At golfing I thought I was hot

They sadly informed me I’m not

It came as a blow

Rule I didn’t know

I learned it was low score we sought


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Amusingly funny.

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      Linda Crampton 5 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      Thanks for an entertaining way to end my day, Martin!

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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      the picture was as funny as the limerick!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      The picture says it all. My heroes!

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      Kathi 5 years ago from Saugatuck Michigan

      hee hee :O)

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      kjforce 5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99...The lower the better..that's why mine is a -0-...I heard my husband was cheating with someone named " Big Bertha ".... so I hit him with an " iron " and now I am a "real widow "....hehehe..loved your limerick !

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      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny, Ha...I watched Tiger win Sunday..Yea....

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Ha ha! That's probably how I'd play the game!

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      DJ Anderson 5 years ago

      Great limerick, Martin!!

      You publish so many great works each day.

      Do these things come to you when you sleep??

      Always fun to read your new material.



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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      Now that's funny, really funny....

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      But if it was high score, I could have won!

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      Ghaelach 5 years ago

      Less is more this time Martin. :)

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      Theresa Ast 5 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Clever and funny. :)

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      travmaj 5 years ago from australia

      That's my natural style - unfortunately

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      Janis Leslie Evans 5 years ago from Washington, DC

      Lol, ha ha ha! funny Matt!

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha yes, low is good for once.

      Now, I'm laughing at drbj too.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      First, dump those Three Stooge

      Then your game will improve.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL...that's how I kept score.

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      Joanne M Olivieri 5 years ago

      Very clever, LOL