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Ah Romance (limerick)

Updated on October 23, 2013

Such fantasies rolled through my head

If I got this cutie in bed

To buy at half price

Some stores which are nice

And other advise she may shed


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      You never know!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Keep them coming!

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      Oh how I have missed your limericks this week. Have a wonderful day .


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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Thanks for another funny piece!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      if that's lindsay lohan - RETURN HER! lol

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      That sure looks like Lindsey Lohan.

      No one else notice??

      She is a wildcat, for sure.

      You'd be begging for mercy, 'fore the nigh is through. LOL


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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      I do agree, Martin, the 'cutie' is very nice.

      But I'm not so sure about her financial advice.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

      Thank you Martin for an afternoon laugh. Jamie

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      kidscrafts 4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      Indeed, everything is in the words ;-)

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I think the keyword is "shed" as in clothing. :)