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Alert Of A Hurt Flirt (limerick)

Updated on June 3, 2013

I use to be a shameless flirt

To anything wearing skirt

Till surprise I got

From kilt wearing Scot

And flirt’s nose was taught to eat dirt


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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL..I love this one!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Yeah, Martin, some of those Scottish fellows just can't take a joke!

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      Randi Benlulu 4 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      lol! Funny!

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      Ouch....right in the bag pipes:-))

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Ha. Priceless.

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha Oops, wrong skirt with whom to flirt!

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Too funny!

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      cynthtggt 4 years ago from New York, NY

      Ditto everyone, hysterical.

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      Genna East 4 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Lol! What can I say? Hilarious, Martin. :-)

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England



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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois


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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Watch out:)

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Hey whatcha got under than nice little plaid skirt of yours? AHHHHHHHHHHH! I'd have thought the flirt would've buried his own face.... in the dirt of course :D


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      Selina Kyle 4 years ago

      haha! :D Your limericks are always good for a laugh!

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      You are indeed the master of Limericks martin.

      Voted up.


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      Shannon 4 years ago from Texas

      I enjoy the comments to your limericks as much as the limericks.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one.

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Oh, my. I guess you'll look beyond the clothing next time.

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