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Always Check Clothes Before Washing (limerick)

Updated on February 21, 2013

To laundry room wife of mine burst

She yelled and she screamed and she cursed

The clothes that I did

One secret they hid

I didn’t take kids from them first


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      Rosemary Sadler 

      5 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

      Brilliant... Oooh men will do anything to get out of doing the laundry in future.

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      Eiddwen 

      5 years ago from Wales

      Brilliant once more Martin!!!!

      Eddy.

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      Vinaya Ghimire 

      5 years ago from Nepal

      Packed with niceties of life.

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      BIG OOPSIE! LOL...

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99...loved ..loved it...my kind of write...

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Bath time, laundry time - what's the difference? Ha ha!

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      Annie 

      5 years ago from NewYork

      I told my brother on several occasion. I found a nice crispy $50. tucked in the back pockets

      oh how i love my new shoes..............

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      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Or I just forgot to take the crayons out of their pockets...

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Oh, yeah. Bad mistake. lol Know someone who washed their passport. lol

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      truthfornow 

      5 years ago from New Orleans, LA

      Oh yes, I have left many things in my clothes. Thanks for the laughs.

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Must have been that thumping in the dryer.

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      Audrey Howitt 

      5 years ago from California

      Loved this!!!

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      Marites Mabugat-Simbajon 

      5 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

      I feel happy laughing at your limericks, Mhatter.

      No worries for laundry trouble. It saved you all the hassles and struggles. Kids must enjoyed all the bubbles!

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      O, my...too funny!!! I will be repeating this one to my friends...

      Sending you many Angels this evening..:) ps

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHaHaHa, You are so funny..Loved it...

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      Jackie Lynnley 

      5 years ago from The Beautiful South

      Woo, a great surprise while I am wondering all I have left in the wash. lol. Very good. ^

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Hey, Martin, tell your wife that all is not lost,

      The kids are now scrubbed at no extra cost.

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      Elena 

      5 years ago from London, UK

      Loved it, thanks. I'll be back for more laughs.

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      I really look forward to your limericks. Voted up and funny.

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      Dora Weithers 

      5 years ago from The Caribbean

      Hillarious! Thanks for a laugh.

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      Mary Craig 

      5 years ago from New York

      This was hysterical! Great limerick...

      Voted up, funny and awesome.

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Great funny one.

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      well, I never missed the kids but I have washed many documents - errr important - too late sorry!!!!

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      dailytop10 

      5 years ago from Davao City

      hahaha..thank you for sharing!

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Excellent!

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      lovedoctor926 

      5 years ago

      Lol. good one.

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      Oops, that's a big one. lol . . . and husband said, "Why are you asking? For I am just multi-tasking!"

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